"Cartoons"

[Guest]

I feel like I've already watched that and that it was written by Will Wheaton.

Those were just candid video clips of Wil Wheaton's life. Nobody wrote them, but he certainly starred in them.

[RAPEMAN]

Yeah, he was never getting any. He was a SIMP. Back to my original statement.

>not knowing what a SIMP is

[Old Black Man]

Symbionic Titan gets the axe, yet Steven Jewniverse and O.K. Cringe’O: Lets Be Libshits will last forever and ever .

Just let that sink in for a minute: a show by a former webcomic artist is gonna outlast a show by Genndy fucking Tartakovsky.

There really is no goddamned justice in this world...whelp, time to burn it all down.

Meanwhile (S)He-Ra and the Princesses of Polidicks is on Netflix...dare I watch even an episode, just to criticize?

[Guest]

Symbionic Titan gets the axe, yet Steven Jewniverse and O.K. Cringe’O: Lets Be Libshits will last forever and ever .

Just let that sink in for a minute: a show by a former webcomic artist is gonna outlast a show by Genndy fucking Tartakovsky.

There really is no goddamned justice in this world...whelp, time to burn it all down.

Meanwhile (S)He-Ra and the Princesses of Polidicks is on Netflix...dare I watch even an episode, just to criticize?

Don't bother. Everything that needs to be said about it has already been said and the only people who are into it are tumblrinas.

[Guest]

Symbionic Titan gets the axe, yet Steven Jewniverse and O.K. Cringe’O: Lets Be Libshits will last forever and ever .

Just let that sink in for a minute: a show by a former webcomic artist is gonna outlast a show by Genndy fucking Tartakovsky.

There really is no goddamned justice in this world...whelp, time to burn it all down.

Meanwhile (S)He-Ra and the Princesses of Polidicks is on Netflix...dare I watch even an episode, just to criticize?

Don't. It's one of the worst Tumblr shows I've ever found out in my life based on clips and reviews. Worse than Steven Universe by far, which shouldn't even be possible.

[Old Black Man]

What a fucking shock. I think SJWs need to be forced to make their own shit instead of just seizing existing properties. Even their dwindling original content derives heavily on old media because “muh nostalgia” and shit. OK GayO like lousy with rip offs and even somehow getting permission to use other IPs like Captain Planet.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Then again, Captain Planet was already pretty gay. And unlike He-Man it didn't really have a whole lot that SJWs could defile.

[Guest]

Of course known shitlib Ted Turner would give some SJW's permission to put his shitlib propaganda in their shitlib propaganda. Pimp My Virtue Signalling!

[Guest]

Of course known shitlib Ted Turner would give some SJW's permission to put his shitlib propaganda in their shitlib propaganda. Pimp My Virtue Signalling!

Ah yes respecting the planet, what a shitlib God is.

[RAPEMAN]

It turns out She-ra is packed with lesbian virtue signalling.