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[Moe Bitches]

I can't believe that the German pufferfish was a Jew the whole time. Sad!

[Kugelfisch]

I can't believe that the German pufferfish was a Jew the whole time. Sad!

What makes you think that? It's a Bible study.

[Moe Bitches]

Jokes aside (because of the Hebrew study) I'm confused as hell. Are you implying this jolly Mister Roger's looking guy is actually you? Please let it be true, because that would be the most hilarious shit ever. I don't know why, but it would be great and kinda cool looking at it all.

[Kugelfisch]

Jokes aside (because of the Hebrew study) I'm confused as hell.

I thought your nigger baptist churches would've made clear that bible studies ≠ Hebrew study.
Looking up the guy I see he's wearing a Kippah. Okay, then.

Are you implying this jolly Mister Roger's looking guy is actually you?

No, I am not. Have you had yourself get checked for autism yet?

Please let it be true, because that would be the most hilarious shit ever. I don't know why, but it would be great and kinda cool looking at it all.

Sorry to disappoint you. I am in my 30s and look more like some gopnik with long hair in a hardbass video than some kike with a soft voice.

[Moe Bitches]

It's funny because I barely go to Church. If I do it's when I visit my cousins since my God fearing grandparents force me to go if I stay.

How about yourself?

While I expected something like how you described yourself, that would be a funny sight to see if you or really anyone here looked like that.

But yeah for a brief second I thought you were being serious.

[Kugelfisch]

How about yourself?

I'm north German. We're as nonreligious as it gets. I've never been to nor met a single person that goes to church.

[pibbs]

Look at this shit! I knew with all that money it made this was inevitable, but where does the stupid ass story go from here?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

As early as 2015, Cline has been reported to be working on a sequel to Ready Player One from screenwriter Zak Penn. Cline confirmed the sequel was in progress by December 2017, and would have a different story-line involving all of the characters, while still exploring pop culture references like the first book. Penguin House set the sequel, Ready Player Two, for release on November 24, 2020

My bet is they'll be playing some Battle Royal game while constantly mentioning how the manga did it first. Maybe also with a bit of Sword Cuck Online because the hack writer of RPO seems to think that the hack writer of SAO is a kindred "visionary" (because both hacks made money writing about the future of gaming while not actually knowing much about the present of gaming).

[pibbs]

I expect a lot more woke in this one. Like Wade checks his privilege and turns the Oasis over to joggers and people of the religion of peace.

[Cuckara]

Pandering is to be expected, but it wouldn't be surprising if Cline doesn't bother with that since his number 1 priority in life is pop culture bullshit from his childhood. Either way, I'm eagerly anticipating people uploading the worst bits of it and Wil Wheaton's audiobook. And yes, Wil did an audiobook for Ready Player One; enjoy this tidbit:



Oh hey, I was trying to find Wil reading the worst parts of Ready Player One (e.g., the part where the protagonist rants about religion), and I discovered there's a German audiobook (tragically, not read by Wil Wheaton). For Kugel and Voice: