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Post by Guest » Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:48 pm

It's not unusual for gay pedos and rapists to suck their targets dicks. Franco Ziffereli was fond of this method.

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Post by Guest » Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:52 pm

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Nobody watched that Ford Mustang commercial they pretended was a Nightrider re-boot. Not even here in Hoffland.
Team Knight Rider is the only one worth watching. Give me season 2 already!

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:19 pm

Make it happen, Netflix!
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Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:50 pm

It's just amazing that they've rebooted Knight Rider how many times now, and every time they fuck it up. Why is it so hard?
Knight Rider 2000 - The car is RED. WTF. Shitty "future" setting.
Knight Rider 2010 - Has nothing to do with Knight Rider. Shitty Mad Max ripoff.
Team Knight Rider - This is essentially Power Rangers.
Knight Rider (2008) - Everything about this sucks. The car sucks. No Hasselhoff, and no William Daniels. The fuckers probably thought Daniels was too old for a TV series, yet he's still alive and the show is dead!
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Re: Non-cape tv show

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:09 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:50 pm
It's just amazing that they've rebooted Knight Rider how many times now, and every time they fuck it up. Why is it so hard?
Because like so many of these shows that they think they're going to do a reboot of, the appeal was the lead actor. Take Magnum PI. Tom Selleck is Magnum. You can't just get any old guy to play him. Tom Selleck is that character.
It'd be like doing a reboot of Seinfeld and thinking 'hmm, who are we going to get to play Seinfeld?'
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It's not unusual for gay pedos and rapists to suck their targets dicks. Franco Ziffereli was fond of this method.
Wasn't he also fond of adopting his gay lovers?
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Re: Non-cape tv show

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:38 pm

You just can't replace the Hoff.
Also lol @ that many reboots, most of which I have never heard before :lol:
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Post by Guest » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:56 pm

2010 was part of that awesome Action Pack from the mid-90s, making it awesome. Tek War sucked balls, and Bandit was kind of gay, but Rising Son had fat kung fu, and the million Midnight Run sequels were okay. Midnight Run For Your Life is still one of the best movie titles ever.

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Re: Non-cape tv show

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:04 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:09 pm
Because like so many of these shows that they think they're going to do a reboot of, the appeal was the lead actor. Take Magnum PI. Tom Selleck is Magnum. You can't just get any old guy to play him. Tom Selleck is that character.
It'd be like doing a reboot of Seinfeld and thinking 'hmm, who are we going to get to play Seinfeld?'
Columbo is another obvious example.

I've mentioned before that I did enjoy Criminal Intent, though. Vincent D'Onofrio had a pretty good Columbo routine in that show. There are clear inspirations. But you couldn't make a new Columbo show today and just put him or anybody else in there and have it work. You'd at least have to call it something different. Funnily enough, that's what they wanted Kojak to be.

I could really go for something like that with D'Onofrio in it. Have the murderers be movie stars like in Columbo. Imagine Danny DeVito strangling his cheating wife or Brad Pitt poisoning a business partner. A shame that writers today suck ass.
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Post by Guest » Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:16 pm

They tried to reboot The Rockford Files a few years back with Dermot Mulroney but it never got past the pilot. I can't even imagine who they would have cast as Angel. Holy shit that guy was perfectly cast.

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Re: Non-cape tv show

Post by Guest » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:02 pm

And here we go. The CW's "Walker" will have a liberal Walker returning home to Austin (not Dallas/Fort Worth, because of course) after being undercover for two years. He's divorced with two kids, gets a female partner, and must deal with his conservative family, because of course. It's Walker in name only, and the show runner is a woke woman.

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