NFL (and other faggy sports)

[Guest]

Patriots signed him.

[Kugelfisch]

Patriots signed him.

Pretty ironic.

[Le Redditeur]

Bill Belichick probably has an idea of how to turn AB's antics into cheating.

[Osterzone]

Pats also have Josh Gordon, who was a promising talent but can't stop smoking weed or getting drunk. Maybe Josh should get some different friends if it's costing him millions.

[Guest]

Jags QB Nick Foles out for the season with broken clavicle. With Luck retired, that leaves only the shitty Titans to prevent the faggot Texans from winning the division.

Dolphins lost 59 - 10 and now the players are trying to get traded because the coaches are deliberately tanking.

[Rapeculture]

The Bengals lost by one point. My friend is crying into his soy latte. He wants to see them win a Superbowl before he dies. I laugh quietly at his expense.

[Guest]

You just reminded me the Bengals exist.

[Rapeculture]

You just reminded me the Bengals exist.

I know right? They're inconsequential as fuck, but I kind of have to give my buddy credit for his total loyalty. I do think he'll die before they ever get to the Superbowl again, nevermind win one.

[Guest]

Pats ass raped the Steelers while Antonio Brown watched from the owner's box. Mike Tomlin needs to be shown the door already.

[Osterzone]

You just reminded me the Bengals exist.

I know right? They're inconsequential as fuck, but I kind of have to give my buddy credit for his total loyalty. I do think he'll die before they ever get to the Superbowl again, nevermind win one.

Bengals are owned by Mike Brown, Paul Brown's spoiled son. He's notoriously stingy which is why he hung onto Marvin Lewis 5 years too long. But Mike's not even the worst NFL owner, there's plenty of rich assholes that just inherited teams and collect a paycheck.