Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

[Liar Revealed]

Richie Ryan from Highlander is dead by suicide.
https://www.tmz.com/2020/01/14/highland ... d-suicide/

[Le Redditeur]

Someone inform Spoony so he can follow suit.

[Osterzone]

The Rock's father, Rocky Johnson, also died.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Very funky-looking.

[MegaNigger]

Very funky-looking.

Everytime I think of Rocky Johnson I think of The Rock playing his dad in That 70's Show.

[Keith Chegwin]

Christopher Tolkien dead, folks. Expect to get your demisexual gender queer elves of colour in the Lord of the Rings reboot that you know will be coming in 2024

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I feel a possible reboot would re-envision Orcs as innocent refugees, fleeing from the climate change in Mordor.

[MegaNigger]

I feel a possible reboot would re-envision Orcs as innocent refugees, fleeing from the climate change in Mordor.

Hopefully the family gate keeps the fuck outta LotR, but you just know any millennials in the family are salivating at the chance to shit up the entire mythos ala Disney.

[Osterzone]

I feel a possible reboot would re-envision Orcs as innocent refugees, fleeing from the climate change in Mordor.

Hopefully the family gate keeps the fuck outta LotR, but you just know any millennials in the family are salivating at the chance to shit up the entire mythos ala Disney.

Sorry, dude. Amazon paid the Tolkien estate 250 million for the rights. Christopher wasn't made of stone though, he agreed to the Hobbit movies even after hating the Jackson films.

[Guest]

There are already fat black women and muzzies in the new cast; he probably dropped dead after realizing what he let them do. Nu-LOTR is going to make Netflix's Witcher look like a Klan rally.

Apophis, get here quick!