Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by Moe Bitches » Fri Sep 11, 2020 4:38 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 4:16 pm
A worthy GRRM death would require more descriptions of literal shit.
Moe Bitches wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 4:03 pm
But she is the most unrapeable one from what I hear.
Even more unrapeable than Brienne of Tarth?
Nah it's clear she would do the rape. The Abby of this series.
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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 12, 2020 7:08 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 4:26 pm
I'm going to speak seriously for a bit.
I think it takes courage for an actress to age naturally and keep working in age appropriate roles.

So many Hollywood actresses can't handle this. The Meg Ryans, the Julia Robertses, etc. They mutilate and stretch their faces trying to regain their youth. They still insist on playing the same America's sweetheart kind of roles they did in their 20s. They refuse to play moms and grandmas. So they just kind of disappear because they refused to adapt to aging.
Or Gabrielle Carteris, who played a teenager when she was in her 30s on 90210, then later tried to change laws so that IMDB couldn't display her birth year / age.

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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 12, 2020 7:26 pm

I prefer the Sean Connery approach. When he saw that he was only getting offered old man/grandad roles he said 'fuck this' and retired and stayed retired

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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 13, 2020 5:52 am

He probably thought he was going to die soon and wanted to enjoy whatever it is rich old out-of-touch Scotsmen enjoy. I saw a recent pic of him out with his caretaker and he still looks about the same, maybe just a little thinner.

Make The Rock 2 happen already, Michael Bay!


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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 13, 2020 6:13 am

Guest wrote:
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He probably thought he was going to die soon and wanted to enjoy whatever it is rich old out-of-touch Scotsmen enjoy.
I doubt that. He's said repeatedly that he retired because the people in Hollywood are morons. He said he's worked with the best, he worked with Hitchcock, Huston and (((Spielberg))) and what's left is just a bunch of kids trying to figure out what's next. So he retired to play golf and spend time with his grandchildren.

Basically, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen broke him.

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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:26 am

But advances in CGI will make it possible for him to take on younger roles again :3
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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 13, 2020 1:13 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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But advances in CGI will make it possible for him to take on younger roles again :3
After he's gone, too

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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by Liar Revealed » Sun Sep 13, 2020 2:25 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 6:13 am
Basically, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen broke him.
Yes, and that Avengers remake where he had to dress as a teddy bear.
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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sun Sep 13, 2020 2:31 pm

Was there any truth to the rumor that he was the original choice for Gandalf?
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 13, 2020 2:50 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 2:25 pm
Guest wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 6:13 am
Basically, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen broke him.
Yes, and that Avengers remake where he had to dress as a teddy bear.
An underrated classic. If they ever release the director's cut I'll squee like a soy.

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