Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

[da PAC Nigguh]

Angry Joe shilled for Loot Crate.

[Keith Chegwin]

Yeah, but what hasn't Joe shilled for? He never met a sponsorship deal he didn't like

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And, tbf: Which Youtube IN didn't shill for Loot Crate?

[Tony Schiavone]

>Lootcrate dead.
>Probably due to embezzlement.

And they said they loved me.

I'm surprised that shit died so soon. Obviously, it was never going to last long, but I thought it would die when the pseudo-geek trends die, and those cancerous trends are still going strong. Anyway, this is great news.

Lasted FAR longer than it should have.
Only went under because more sophisticated con artists realized they could peddle their shit directly to their autistic fans instead of throwing it in a bundle with other random crap.

Even the dumbest fans would rather pay for something they want directly instead of the Let's Make a Deal Mystery Box.
Much shorter path to their wallets.

[Kugelfisch]

Only went under because more sophisticated con artists realized they could peddle their shit directly to their autistic fans instead of throwing it in a bundle with other random crap.

Nah, I'll disagree with that and am with Voice on this one. Buying cheap China crap wholesale, kickflipping that shit into a box and pop-shove-it-ing that into the nearest mailbox for a 3000% price increase is crazy profitable with as little as 1000 suckers ordering the shit. How anyone could lose 30 million buckeroos doing that without fuckery doesn't sound plausible. If business goes down, you won't automatically go into hefty debt.
Somebody lined his pockets REAL good over the years.

[mad bum]

I love how the same youtubers who shilled for lootcrate are now spitting on there grave for views.

[Kugelfisch]

Those companies have always been too stupid to realize that the relationship has been parasitic from the very beginning. Must be a curse to be smart enough to see a market to exploit and yet get exploited themselves to high heavens. I guess money makes blind.

[RedLine]

Obviously, it was never going to last long, but I thought it would die when the pseudo-geek trends die, and those cancerous trends are still going strong.

My mint Funko POP! figurines are going to make me a millionaire.

[Le Redditeur]

And, tbf: Which Youtube IN didn't shill for Loot Crate?

Even A Dose of Buckley ("I never shill for anything! I have integrity!") did, if not for Loot Crate specifically, for a similar shitty lootbox. He managed to somehow conclude that the box's contents were, in fact, worth almost exactly the amount of money it costed. That's more stretched than Marzgurl's arms.

[Kugelfisch]

Cuckley has never been any better than the other faggot called B^U. Buckley Path, true and tested.