What are you listening to?

[Le Redditeur]

I remember there was a rap song bragging about making strippers dance to money. Which has to be the single worst flex in the history of coon noises, unless someone made a rap song bragging about having a plumber fixing your toilet.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

[Kugelfisch]

It's not even that expensive, though. They should sing about Louis XIV or something like that. It's close to $30 a shot.

Same reason they brag about Rolex. No point in mentioning Audemars Piguet as your hood rat audience doesn't immediately know it's expensive or Patek Philippe as they don't know not even money can buy you the exclusive pieces.
Another appeal is that your dipshit fans will actually be able to afford a bottle of Grey Goose eventually or buy a fake Rolex, then make bragging pictures and hashtag you in them.

SpoilerShow

The elephant in the room is of course that the rappers themselves are nigger rich and don't know what's good themselves either. Spending money and having others see them do it is more important than actually getting luxury for it.

[Sieg Zeon]

Hooked on the brothas is a catchphrase that blacked.com should adopt.

[rabidtictac]

I used to work at a liquor store, and we had to keep the Grey Goose behind the counter because it was in all the rap songs at the time. Why do rappers have such bad taste?

Because they don't have taste at all. They're just poorfags who temporarily got some money and are looking for "rich person shit" to buy so they can pretend they're rich. If they were smart, they'd order a shot of everything at the bar and decide what tastes best.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Another appeal is that your dipshit fans will actually be able to afford a bottle of Grey Goose eventually or buy a fake Rolex, then make bragging pictures and hashtag you in them.

This. It needs to be affordable enough that their fans can see it in stores and shit and go "Man, these guys can afford this all the time!".

[Guest]

[Nobue]

Bought this CD the other week. Pretty good. My finds that trip were cut short when one store threw me out for not wearing a mask.

[Guest]

I remember there was a rap song bragging about making strippers dance to money. Which has to be the single worst flex in the history of coon noises, unless someone made a rap song bragging about having a plumber fixing your toilet.

I'm alarmed that fattie has cruises now.

[Guest]

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