Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:31 pm

She will tell him to check his privilege.
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CW's Crisis makes no sense. Why would multiple Supermans look like completely different people?
Sometimes it's just a different costume and attitude, like with Commie Superman or Nazi Superman.
Other alternate universes had a significantly larger deviation from the main timeline, which can lead to stuff like Black Superman having the same origin story as Normal Superman, except he came from Krypton's woke district.
Then there are people like Autistic Not-Doctor-Manhattan who don't really have anything to do with Supermn and are merely the closest equivalent to him (due to the timeline apparently being even more effed).
Also there's at least one alternate universe with nothing but toons, so finding a proper Clark Kent is a bit hard over there.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:23 am

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Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:12 am
CW's Crisis makes no sense. Why would multiple Supermans look like completely different people? The same person in another timeline would look relatively the same. And how is Batwoman going to save the universe from a planet destroying god?
She'll bore him to death?

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by CIANigger » Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:33 pm

Guest wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:23 am
Guest wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:12 am
CW's Crisis makes no sense. Why would multiple Supermans look like completely different people? The same person in another timeline would look relatively the same. And how is Batwoman going to save the universe from a planet destroying god?
She'll bore him to death?
It won't be sexy I can tell you that.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Rushy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:59 pm

Watched the Tom Welling cameo on Youtube for a nostalgia hit.
it was hilarious how Welling's Clark gave zero shits and let Charlie Sheen's brother make an ass of himself.
Also, props to whoever made sure he still wouldn't be wearing the iconic suit and canonically just decided to quit his Superman job to boot. Everyone's frothing at the mouth over it down in the comment section.

Also, who the fuck cast the Supergirl version of Clark? He looks like Mathew Buck if he was Superman. Lois ain't much to look at either, especially compared to Erica Durance.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:06 pm

Thank god for corporate sluts or shit like this wouldn't fly. Batman's super smart so he could probably help, but Batgirl is literally a tiny angry dyke with nothing but stolen equipment, while Arrow's better but is still just a dude in a costume with a shitty weapon. They're fighting an enemy that can destroy planets. Okay.

"What if Superman goes rogue? We need an army led by a whore with a baseball bat!"

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Post by Guest » Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:15 am

Who's the brown girl?

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Dehbashi » Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:23 pm

Top brownie is the Kebab superhero Marvel has been pushing for years and no one gives a fuck about Kamala aka Ms. Marvel. Bottom brownie is alien shapeshiftted into beaner that no one gives a fuck even worse America Chavez.

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:43 pm

Toys are ugly and look like shit.

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:36 pm

Dehbashi wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:23 pm
Top brownie is the Kebab superhero Marvel has been pushing for years and no one gives a fuck about Kamala aka Ms. Marvel. Bottom brownie is alien shapeshiftted into beaner that no one gives a fuck even worse America Chavez.
Glorious Nihon cares about Kamala-chan. That alone gives her a larger fanbase than Australia Maduro will ever have.
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