Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:42 pm

Video games are stupid, movies are stupid. None of it should be taken seriously, just give us the firebawlz and make it not shit.

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:56 pm

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Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:41 pm
Weird, because that gay-ass escalation theme in The Dark Knight blamed Batman for creating Joker when the Joker was already being gay and useless as fuck while Bats was off getting buttfucked in the mountains.
What? What are you talking about?
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Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:09 pm
I refuse to see any movie called Street Fighter that isn't about a fighting tournament. How the fuck hard is it exactly to make this movie correctly???
We are talking about an industry who decided the most American character in the series should be played by a guy with a thick Belgian accent.
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Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:59 pm
I'd say it's impossible. The basic premise is: "We'll have a fighting tournament with magic people over who owns the world.".
Sounds familiar? It should, because that's fucking Yu-Gi-Oh!.
I thought it was Dragon Ball?
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 07, 2018 1:22 am

How's SF's premise in any way similar to Dragon's Balls?
The ball is wild!

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:33 am

Well, Bison sounds a bit like a filler villain since he's some body-hopping evil entity trying to rule the world by staging a martial arts tournament. And having a death satellite fueled by power levels.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:09 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 1:22 am
How's SF's premise in any way similar to Dragon's Balls?
Did you never see/read any of the tournament arcs? Particularly Piccolo Jr?
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by CIANIgger » Sun Oct 07, 2018 1:42 pm

Marvel needs to take the MCU vs Capcom route with their movies. Live action megaman confirmed.
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Particularly Piccolo Jr?
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:54 pm

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Marvel needs to take the MCU vs Capcom route with their movies. Live action megaman confirmed.
Only if he's the fat Murrican cover Megaman. And if he's black.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:35 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:09 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 1:22 am
How's SF's premise in any way similar to Dragon's Balls?
Did you never see/read any of the tournament arcs? Particularly Piccolo Jr?
Yes, I did. I've read all of the original run of the Dragonball mango. The tournaments being of world-changing importance is the exception, not the norm. Meanwhile, in You-Gay-Bro absolutely everything is handled in a tournament.

The important difference is that SF goes the goofy route of having manners that could be settled outside of a tournament with different means much more plausibly in-universe, like YGO. Impossibly strong fighting guys fighting may just as well take place in a tournament because rarely do any of the DB villains care for anything else but fighting for it's own sake or are too proud to say no to a challenge.
In SF and YGO however it's just plain silly. Why'd you fight a military dictator in a round of fisticuffs? Why would you play a card game against somebody that kidnapped somebody instead of calling the cops? That doesn't even make sense in-universe. Cell calling for a combat tournament so he can absorb the most powerful ultra fighters to gain even more power does because it's not like the military would be able to do anything about him anyway.
Meanwhile, Bison could just get shot and that's it.
The ball is wild!

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:18 am

The Dark Knight was just a dumb movie all around. Batman's the true villain because his existence causes the bad guys to get more and more aggressive? Well better just become Brazil then and let criminals do whatever they want because of ESCALATION. Also, Bats' fighting style sucks and the Joker is literally clairvoyant.

Maggie Gyllenhaal is ass ugly too.

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