Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

From the trailers it looks to have the quality of Homecoming, but of course that got sucked off to no end. Told ya bitches there wouldn't be a sequel. If you've seen it, did they at least tease Carnage?

[Guest]

Yes.

Its especially weird to hear the autists screaming about it not being in the MCU because first all in intents and purposes...it is an MCU film. It uses the same basic template of and MCU origin flick, had the same neverending lame quips, lack of tension, the same underwhelming cgi. In fact if you tossed in a reference or two to Shield or whatever and I could easily believe it was Disney Brand Capeshit Entry 2547-Delta Blue. It honestly reminds me of The Predator, a liar opportunity to be an antidote to the insufferable cinematic plague that is Marvel movies instead losing it's way by trying to imitate them.

And, as before the MCU tards scratch "nooooo the problem wasnt that it was to much like the MCU...the problem was that it was to different from the MCU! It needed to be MOAR like Avengers/Iron man/doctor farthead/whatever insipid shit the mouse is crapping into our eyeballs!"

[Auli]

I was supposed to go watch Venom on Sunday.

It has shit % on rotten tomatoes from critics, but 80ish from audience, so... watch or not to watch it?

[Guest]

Go see it.

Not because it's good, but because if it does well nerds will have a meltdown.

[Rapeculture]

Supposedly, Tom Hardy gives the performance of his career. Take that as you will.

[Auli]

And apparently they edited out 40 minutes of his favorite parts. Tale that as you will.

[Guest]

I'll wait for the unrated extended DVD then. Michelle Williams shower scene? Fingers crossed!

[Rapeculture]

I'll wait for the unrated extended DVD then. Michelle Williams shower scene? Fingers crossed!

She gets her tits out in Take This Waltz. You're not missing too much.

[Kugelfisch]

Supposedly, Tom Hardy gives the performance of his career. Take that as you will.

I take that as a complete lie. We all know exactly which role of his was the performance not only of his career but of an entire generation.

[Keith Chegwin]

Star Trek Nemesis?