Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:59 pm

Oh, please. Gundam has some of the most kino names in all of animu. The Forgotten Realms on the other hand have Drizzt Do'Urden, the only based elf of color.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Tue Jun 18, 2019 4:27 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Oh, please. Gundam has some of the most kino names in all of animu. The Forgotten Realms on the other hand have Drizzt Do'Urden, the only based elf of color.
You mean the only woke elf of color. The rest of the Drow are based members of the alt-right, defending their ethnostate from the globalist cancer of the miscegenated surface dwellers.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:30 pm

But the rest of the Drow spend 95% of their time shanking each other.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:48 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:30 pm
But the rest of the Drow spend 95% of their time shanking each other.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 19, 2019 12:42 am

Captain Marvel > Endgame

Finally saw it and it wasn't half bad wokewise. It's typical cookie-cutter Marvel shit: starts out just ok then degenerates into a boring CG mess that undercuts the villain from Guardians 1 and has her nickname be "Avenger" and has her inspire Fury into being more than a low-level government agent. All the woke shit is confined to a short montage at the beginning when her brain is being probed by aliens, then there's some eye-rolling shit at the end where she remembers getting up from all her accidents as a little girl and suddenly has vagina powers, but otherwise it's just generic capeshit.

Brie needs to keep her goddamn mouth shut because all the hate for this movie was generated by her alone. In the movie she's cute, kind of funny, and actually charming at times. It's not until the end when she gets all her powers that she turns into an unsmiling dyke bitch, but it's practically over by then. Pancake ass on full display too, so either the butt double got nixed or was just made up.

Holy shit, though, the movie comes to a screeching halt when they reach Louisiana (stop putting this shithole in movies, people. You don't get extra afro cred for it.) and Maria Rambo First Blood. "Auntie Carol Auntie Carol!" For fucks sake.

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Post by Guest » Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:17 am

Faptain Marlel wouldn't be good if there was zero wokeshit and Bree Lardman woulnd't be good if she wasnt a mouthy cunt and washed her feet.

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:49 pm

Though tbf, it's probably not terribly surprising that a capeshit movie about a single capeshitter might be slightly less shitty than a capeshit movie about all of them.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:37 pm

Definitely changed her post-credits scene too. She shows up when the retards are all "What's a pager?!" but in Highlander Endgame shows up when she brings Stark home (cuz men are dumb, see).

How old is she supposed to be? Brie was like 28 when she made the movie, but in-universe she disappeared in 1989 before resurfacing in 2006. I don't know how long it takes for someone to become a hotshot fighter pilot, but if we say she was 20 that would make her 50 in Avengers: The Quickening.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:16 pm

28? You mean that was pre-wall? Wew lad! I foresee a short career unless she sucks dick extremely well.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by ban » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:31 am

Dunno how interesting this guy is given how pathetic he is :

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb1OZB ... _polymer=1



But the interesting thing is that he kinda looks like the Miscarriage of Acchild of comics :



Given some of the things he says and he acts about capes, with his half assed knowledge of ancient heroes because half the time he's referencing and quoting this piece of crap :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hero_ ... sand_Faces

which is pure entry level shit when it comes to any mythos before the medieval ones, the moron can't get the greeks, babylonian, persian, phoenician etc myths and compare them to save his goddamn life, when you had professors in schools of third world countries that had made the connection. Which makes me think he's as much of a "researcher of archetypes"(or whatever the shit he claims to be) as much as Snorlax of Spergekad was a "game dev".

I don't expect much out of it, nor any drama, just that it's amazing how these types of people can often look alike, even in two completely different places of the world.
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