Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

More like Days of Future ASS. Aside from the killer opening battle, which everyone knew immediately would be reset, it's a typical boring Singer yawner with shitty action and too much JLaw out of costume. Seriously, enough with goddamn Magneto already. Imagine if Ironmonger was the villain in every Marvel movie.

Logan is just a shitty quasi-futuristic road movie barely related to the X-Men. R-rating is nice, but the bitch dies on a stick while trying to save Mexicans from Republicans. Next you'll tell me Luba isn't the perfect woman.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They have to use Magneto because every single one of these movies boils down to the X-Manchildren wanting to be noticed by mankind-senpai.

[Kugelfisch]

All of capeshit is terrible and you shouldn't watch any of it ever. Stop drinking visual soy!

[Keith Chegwin]

There are no good X-Men movies

[Guest]

There are no good movies.

[Kugelfisch]

There are no good movies.

/tv/.txt

[Guest]

Apparently Marvel wants black actors for Magneto, Xavier, and Kitty Pryde. Doing it right, y'all!

[Guest]

They need a Nigger-Jew for FagNEETo? Better call Jessie Molest.

[Liar Revealed]

Apparently Marvel wants black actors for Magneto, ... and Kitty Pryde. Doing it right, y'all!

Ah. So they're going to erase the two Jewish characters' identities.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Mark my words: Jewish people are the new gingers in operation "Washing of Color".

(Kinda surprised they don't want Black Wolverine, though.)