Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah, I bet the soyboys that got the T-shirt and pre-ordered the BluRay like it better that way as well.

[CuckTurdginson]

I don't fuckin know why any of you faggots are planning on watching this, the movie really is pretty bad. Its not some Ghost Rider 2 type secret capeshit masterpiece. Most of the funny shit can be amounted to Tom Hardy twitching and spazzing out like a weirdo.
Don't know why he's in the film to begin with, I mean I do ($$$), but I still don't get it.

[Kugelfisch]

Well, I don't. I don't watch capeshit on a principle basis.

[Guest]

Capeshit ain't even worth a pirate.

[Kugelfisch]

Capeshit ain't even worth a pirate.

Exactly my point. Don't buy, of course, but don't even watch. Not even for free. Spend your time with anything else. It's not worth watching at all.

[Guest]

I'm gonna wait for the R-rating version.

Never gonna happen.

The fuck you talking about, son? They always release an unrated extended cut.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Ideally a few months after the regular edition for dem double dibs.

[Guest]

[Guest]

At least everyone I've talked to who liked Venom acknowledges that it's goofy, disposable garbage. It's much worse when people won't shut about how SUPER DEEP AND IMPORTANT capeshit movie 3,991 is.

[Guest]

It's one thing to not like Venom. It's a bad movie top to bottom and frankly in a saner and healthy society it would have flopped and ended the career of everyone involved. What gets me is twitter faggots with Thor in their avatar crying about how the MCU would have done it better. How absolutely devastated they are that now Venom will NEVER fight Tom Holland's Spiderman and how that's a crime against cinema.

It's the same shit. Had Marvel made this movie I'm convinced the only difference (other than being fresh on RT) would be a few quick cameos/mentions from Insert Generic Avenger here because at the end of the day that's all the much touted interconnectedness of the MCU amounts to outside Avengers movies. So what if Venom and Iron Man never punch each other in the face, Who cares if Wolverine and Antman never get a chance to DP Black Widow? Why the fuck does Daredevil having a show on Pedoflix have any bearing on Shazam being a success or how much these soy chugging genetic dead ends enjoy one or the other?

What the fuck is wrong with these people?