Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Keith Chegwin]

She doesn't even look like Harley Quinn. The Harley Quinn designs have been getting progressively worse since like 2009

Every genre movie with women in the lead roles these days gets treated like it's the VERY FIRST ONE EVER.

Apparently, part of being "woke" when it comes to movie critique is to have zero knowledge of any film history that happened before the last two weeks.

Well they can't bitch about being oppressed and needing more representation if you point out that they're not that oppressed or that under-represented

It reminds me of GamerGate. During GamerGate one of the SJWs avenues of attack was that GGers were going after Chelsea Van Valkenberg because gaming is a male dominated space and they wanted to keep gaming a male dominated space and Chelsea Van Valkenberg was one of the few women in gaming. Leaving aside that nobody had heard of the cunt before GamerGate, there were plenty of women in gaming, and the best ones usually got to be respected in the field by being good at their work and not by complaining that the men were being mean to them.

[Guest]

Every genre movie with women in the lead roles these days gets treated like it's the VERY FIRST ONE EVER.

Apparently, part of being "woke" when it comes to movie critique is to have zero knowledge of any film history that happened before the last two weeks.

Hollywood fumigated out anybody who wasn't a turbopleb years ago. The kind of "person" that would go see Barrels of Hay genuinely thinks that every shitheel gimmick a capeshit flick does was the first thing ever done in film (including other capeshits).

She bitches about men hating women but women didn't see it either. Women = misogynists.

Not a single woke reboot is the type of flick a whore would want to see in the first place. I think shoujo manga is a good litmas test for what whores actually like. What do they have? Cute boys, gay sex, fashion, incest, pedophilia, rape. What does Benis of Penis have?

She doesn't even look like Harley Quinn. The Harley Quinn designs have been getting progressively worse since like 2009

For all intensive purposes nu-Harley isn't the same character.

. Leaving aside that nobody had heard of the cunt before GamerGate

I had the misfortune of hearing about Drive a man to Suicide Quest and seeing some shitrag write about her spat with Wizardchan before GG.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Pretty Cure is such superior capeshit it ain't funny.

Every genre movie with women in the lead roles these days gets treated like it's the VERY FIRST ONE EVER.

Apparently, part of being "woke" when it comes to movie critique is to have zero knowledge of any film history that happened before the last two weeks.

A progressive film is insufficiently progressive if it isn't BREAKING NEW GROUND (even if it isn't). Same reason Black Panther is the first black capeshitter (which he isn't).

Trump is to blame for all these panic attacks
Men are to blame for this movie bombing
White men are to blame for that movie getting bad reviews
There's something to blame for any little thing

Incels are to blame for hate speech
Cis scum is to blame for transphobia
All white people are to blame for the world's end
All except for me

Is this leftist autism of mine
To blame for me living alone in my parent's basement?
Suddenly, I get triggered
Is Trump to blame for this panic attack as well, I wonder?

SpoilerShow

Years of mikushit were finally good for something. Totally. Worth it.

[Guest]

[Lindsay's Liver]

[Moe Bitches]

Those comments are just great.

[Guest]

WB blames China AIDS for why BOP bombed in all of Asia (note that BOP wasn't gonna air in China itself).

[Liar Revealed]

WB blames China AIDS for why BOP bombed in all of Asia (note that BOP wasn't gonna air in China itself).

"All them slant-eyes are the same!" - WB

[Dehbashi]

How cute. WB thinks that changing the name of the movie is going to make people care about a shitty movie.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Harley Quinn: Answer the Call.