Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Auli]

I want Captain Marvel defend an all female planet from men.

But they (the women) kinda suck (no, not sexual sucking) at war. They don't really have good tactics or strategies, but they have good fundamentals.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Thanos will suffer death by Snu-Snu.

[Guest]

I really hope we eventually see Rogue cripple her and steal her powers. I'd pay to see that movie.

I want X-man Evolution Rogue to cripple my benis and steal my seaman.

Blake Lively as Rogue is okay with me, but you'll know they'll have some short chick with no tits play her as asexually as possibly. Will probably wear a hoodie the whole time too.

So Captain Marvel doesn't age? She's being played by a 27-year-old over a period of two decades.

[Keith Chegwin]

Blake Lively as Rogue is okay with me, but you'll know they'll have some short chick with no tits play her as asexually as possibly. Will probably wear a hoodie the whole time too.

If they were gonna get Blake Lively they might as well keep the girl who already plays Rogue.

[Guest]

The short old girl with no tits who wears a hoodie all the time?

[MegaNigger]

Anna Paquin?

[Guest]

More like Anna Paquin No Tits.

[Poonoo]

I don't get why Rogue wasn't played by a hot chick in the older X-Men movies. The whole point of her character was that you could die if you touched her but she was extremely attractive. She would have so many guys want to be with her but would have to turn them away because of her powers making any close relationship like that for her impossible. In the movies she had what, one boyfriend and it was fucking Iceman who would add a layer of ice to his skin so he could touch her face anyway. All the dramatic tension for her character was thrown out the window and she was written as an afterthought.

[Liar Revealed]

I don't get why Rogue wasn't played by a hot chick in the older X-Men movies.

Because pedofaggot director.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I don't get why Rogue wasn't played by a hot chick in the older X-Men movies.

Because pedofaggot director.

And here I was always wondering about the Surprise Wolverine Penetration scene.