Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Feb 20, 2020 6:46 am

now that's one chick I wanna diddle.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:57 pm

So apparently the next DC reboot will make most of the established characters too old for their shit and replace them with new (and probably woker) folks. This is totally not a marketing gimmick like when they did pretty much the same thing in the 90s.
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Post by ban » Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:58 am

And DC back in the 80s before the Crisis on Infinite Earths. Actually, that was the whole reason the fucking thing happened, you had not only various universes that needed cleaning, the main heroes were mostly retired in Earth-2 or dead(like Bahman) and they were getting quite old in Earth-1 with Superman ready to have a kid, Diana marrying Steve Trevor while having having a kid with him in the final issue, Batman was getting banged up, Supergirl was allowed to grow up and have tits etc so CoIE happened. And everything was super rebooted and the idea was to have this new universe with everyone in happen in real time and have the heroes grow up and get married etc but we know this didn't happen because something something Lois and Clark -> Doomsday, something something Jim Lee and DanDildo etc

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Tony Schiavone » Fri Feb 21, 2020 4:06 am

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Thought that was their version of Captain Marvel for a second there.

Still superior, either way.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 21, 2020 5:02 pm

ban wrote:
Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:58 am
But not to worry Voice, we're entering a bold new age where Superman's son, Jon, is now the new Superman, Batman is Lucius Fox's gay son and the new Wonder Woman is a brave genderfluid person of colour. All helmed by the man himself
At least the memes will probably be of high quality. Just imagine "Black-maaaan~!" to the tune of the Adam West Batman theme.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Moe Bitches » Fri Feb 21, 2020 6:49 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Feb 21, 2020 5:02 pm
ban wrote:
Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:58 am
But not to worry Voice, we're entering a bold new age where Superman's son, Jon, is now the new Superman, Batman is Lucius Fox's gay son and the new Wonder Woman is a brave genderfluid person of colour. All helmed by the man himself
At least the memes will probably be of high quality. Just imagine "Black-maaaan~!" to the tune of the Adam West Batman theme.
What about, "Ni,ni,ni,ni,ni,ni,ni,ni,ni,ni,ni,ni,ni,ni,ni,ni-"
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Sat Feb 22, 2020 3:49 pm

Dan DiDio got fired from DC.

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Feb 22, 2020 3:53 pm

Twenty years too late
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 22, 2020 3:54 pm

Probably has to to with this 5G reboot thing. Either his plans were too autistic, or not autistic enough.
This shit will crash and burn either way, so maybe he just ran off on his own.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:32 pm

While Gail Simone got fired. Strangely, it's almost identical to the why Lupa got fired from CA story, except DC responded to pressure from Simone's insane twitter followers and rehired her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5v8Nsq ... .be&t=1593

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