Capeshit thread (comics and movies)
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If he was gettin dick he wouldn't be sexually harassing all the ladies.
ebin namefag wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:06 amI don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.
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He likes spreading AIDS amongst the straight population, never realizing that his most succesful poz expedition was his entire creative output.CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 3:27 amIf he was gettin dick he wouldn't be sexually harassing all the ladies.
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That's no joke - his "undercutting a movie's mood with a joke/snark" shit infected both the sequel trilogy and the other Marvel movies. Man's a cancer.
ebin namefag wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:06 amI don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.
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You should be glad that he doomed these franchises.
He doesn't need to specify anything. Such is the joy of Current Year.CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 2:28 amStill has yet to truly say - he claims Whedon said something racist but didn't specify.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:45 pmSo what exactly was Joss Whedon supposed to have done?
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It’s 2021, you can just make something up and people have to believe you.
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>have your new woke main character be a criminal on probation, because being a womxn of color is apparently no longer oppressive enough
>make a most elegant switch to a new Batwoman by having a jet crash down right next to her, with the Batsuit being conveniently on board (with no trace of the previous owner)
>have the Batsuit fit her with no issues, despite the fact it was customized for someone who takes up the same volume as a skeleton
>have Batwoman of Color hold a lecture about identity politics to a butler of color and an Asian womxn
>explain previous absence of the Batmobile by having it hiddine in a secret cave within the already secret cave that is the Batcave
>have the Batmobile be nothing more than a generic black sportscar, like something you'd cobble together in Gran Turismo or Need For Speed to have at least something vaguely Batman-themed
>reveal that the Batsuit can only be pierced by Kryptonite
>reveal that the Batsuit can only be pierced by Kryptonite
>Reveal. That the Batsuit. Can only be pierced. By Kryptonite
>KRYPTONITE
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Kryptonite? Has that stuff ever been established as especially tough material or something? I don't get that. Superman is weak to it because it's basically giving him radiation poisoning or some shit, not because it's a better version of tungsten.
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I wouldn’t have guessed that they started to describe blacks in more realistic way.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:45 am>have your new woke main character be a criminal on probation, because being a womxn of color is apparently no longer oppressive enough
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It can apparently withstand atmospheric entry, but any mad scientist - or Batman - worth his salt has no trouble grinding it into powder, or cutting it into whatever blade- or bullet-shape they desire in their attempt to kill Superman.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:43 pmKryptonite? Has that stuff ever been established as especially tough material or something?
It's pretty much just a space rock that is toxic to some people, as opposed to Current Year space rocks that are lesbian and toxic to *white* people.
And the comic Batsuit is often shown to be in varying levels of bulletproof, but that's usually just a backup lifesaver since Bruce prefers to not get hit in the first place.
My guess is that they couldn't into Arkham Series Batman action, so they came up with a lame excuse that discourages the bad guys from carrying guns or something.
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Why not just make it regular bullet proof then? How high is the chance of some random perp to pack an anti-material rifle?
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