Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Jul 22, 2019 3:37 pm

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In other news, Avengers Endgame finally surpassed Avatar at the box office, resulting in Marvelfags celebrating like there's no tomorrow, ignoring inflation and the fact that Disney owns both IPs anyway; ergo, Disney beat Disney with Disney's Disney
I read about that and thought to myself 'Well, much like Avatar it'll be completely forgotten in ten years'
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Portman can't even hold up the hammer herself...
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:16 pm

Personally I'm thrilled that the Disney heads in charge of the MCU have decided to adapt the stories that all but killed the comics and have learned absolutely nothing from their spectacular failure. I'm not optimistic enough to believe this will kill the MCU outright, but it'll definitely cripple it.

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:24 pm

I dunno. Even Captain Wokeshit did well enough, even with dumb lines like 'It's called a cockpit for a reason'.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by ban » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:28 pm

The Marvel effect will fizzle out, since the old dudes retired and Brie Cheese won't be featured in Spidey films more for nerds to make porn of her and Marisa Tomei getting fucked by Spider-boytoy. RDJ and Chris Evans were star players in the eyes of many so with them out of the picture, there will be a decline in audience attendence.

I also find it amazing how the only two non-pozzed capeshit out there are two Spidey titles : Renew Your Vows 2018 and the currently running Life Story mini series. I have to wonder what the fuck happened internally to allow those two things even exist in the first place.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:03 pm

Probably happened because the editor was too busy playing Bejeweled.

As for the MCU, I guess it could go on for a couple more years. Unless they hurry up with a potential Muslim Girl movie.
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I dunno. Even Captain Wokeshit did well enough, even with dumb lines like 'It's called a cockpit for a reason'.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:08 pm

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I dunno. Even Captain Wokeshit did well enough, even with dumb lines like 'It's called a cockpit for a reason'.
It only did well because it was a Marvel movie and it was the last movie before Endgame. Apparently the character was so poorly-received, that the directors of Endgame made two cuts for that movie: one in which Captain Marvel had an active role in the story and a second one in which she's basically off-screen for most of the idea. This is apparently the reason why Brie Larson was so salty in most of the promotional interviews she did for Endgame, since they used the cut that took out most of her scenes.

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by ban » Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:16 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:03 pm
Probably happened because the editor was too busy playing Bejeweled.
That explains way too much. :lol:
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As for the MCU, I guess it could go on for a couple more years. Unless they hurry up with a potential Muslim Girl movie.
Miss Muslim is now property of Nipon when she debuted in Future Avengers last fall and the nips fell in love with the anime version of her, to the point of adopting her as their daughterfu :



Her being female Marvel otaku Luffy also helps :lol:
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I dunno. Even Captain Wokeshit did well enough, even with dumb lines like 'It's called a cockpit for a reason'.
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>Not using Dolores
Shame on you Voice. I thought you liked being in best girls cockpit.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:22 pm

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You think I actually watch video game spinoff animu?
Not gonna lie, that animu makes everyone look way more awesome than the canon iterations could ever be.
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It only did well because it was a Marvel movie and it was the last movie before Endgame. Apparently the character was so poorly-received, that the directors of Endgame made two cuts for that movie: one in which Captain Marvel had an active role in the story and a second one in which she's basically off-screen for most of the idea. This is apparently the reason why Brie Larson was so salty in most of the promotional interviews she did for Endgame, since they used the cut that took out most of her scenes.
People went to Captain Marble because it was effectively "Prelude to Endgame".
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by ban » Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:40 pm

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You think I actually watch video game spinoff animu?
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You're missing out on some great action when the MC's son fucks his boss whose also the wife of a powerful banker or something and how the MC is basically an old trucker in space pushing his 50s, trying to get his family back together. You know, typical japanese slice of life stuff. :lol:
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:12 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:03 pm
Probably happened because the editor was too busy playing Bejeweled.

As for the MCU, I guess it could go on for a couple more years. Unless they hurry up with a potential Muslim Girl movie.
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Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:24 pm
I dunno. Even Captain Wokeshit did well enough, even with dumb lines like 'It's called a cockpit for a reason'.
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