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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:56 am

Lord of War might just be the best Cage movie. Second best movie starring Jared Leto for sure.
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Post by rabidtictac » Mon Jul 20, 2020 11:29 am

I don't think there's any argument it's Cage's best movie. What is better? Face/Off? Face/Off has some fun memes and it's enjoyable, but there was nothing next-level about it. It's the kind of john woo american-made action movie that belongs to a certain era. There are many movies of its type you can find to watch and many that do what it does as well as it. Wicker Man? I'm not a "so bad it's good" faggot who thinks a funny bad movie can run with a genuinely fantastic one.

But there's nothing as good as Lord of War. Nothing quite like it either. It examines moral ambiguity without being preachy or condescending. It embraces gun porn without sucking the US Army's dick like call of dooty does. It shines a spotlight on some of the most poverty-stricken and war-torn parts of the world without making them out to be either noble savages or poor babies to be rescued. It is the seminal film on the subject of morally-gray armed conflict and black-market weapons deals.

The cast are all perfect in their roles. If Cage played every role like he did in Lord of War, he could have been ranked among the Al Pacinos and Robert De Niros of the acting world. He isn't just Cage being Cage. The other characters fit in their roles. Ethan Hawke is an annoying cunt playing the role of an annoying cunt. Perfect casting. Dumb whore plays role of dumb whore. Jared Leto makes for a great drug addict fuckup. African warlord dude and Soviet military fatass are both extremely awesome and capture the screen in their scenes.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 20, 2020 2:27 pm

Love the endig with him waiting for the officer to give him his get-out-of-jail card.
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Post by MegaNigger » Mon Jul 20, 2020 7:43 pm

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Love the endig with him waiting for the officer to give him his get-out-of-jail card.
I like the part where Dildo baggins gets is head blown off.
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Post by Nobue » Wed Jul 22, 2020 10:06 pm



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Post by Guest » Wed Jul 22, 2020 10:19 pm

Nigtacs favorite part is the one with the AIDS infested African whores. Don't listen to him lie and say he likes the movie for any other reason.

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Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Jul 22, 2020 10:42 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 11:29 am
I don't think there's any argument it's Cage's best movie. What is better? Face/Off? Face/Off has some fun memes and it's enjoyable, but there was nothing next-level about it. It's the kind of john woo american-made action movie that belongs to a certain era. There are many movies of its type you can find to watch and many that do what it does as well as it. Wicker Man? I'm not a "so bad it's good" faggot who thinks a funny bad movie can run with a genuinely fantastic one.

But there's nothing as good as Lord of War. Nothing quite like it either. It examines moral ambiguity without being preachy or condescending. It embraces gun porn without sucking the US Army's dick like call of dooty does. It shines a spotlight on some of the most poverty-stricken and war-torn parts of the world without making them out to be either noble savages or poor babies to be rescued. It is the seminal film on the subject of morally-gray armed conflict and black-market weapons deals.

The cast are all perfect in their roles. If Cage played every role like he did in Lord of War, he could have been ranked among the Al Pacinos and Robert De Niros of the acting world. He isn't just Cage being Cage. The other characters fit in their roles. Ethan Hawke is an annoying cunt playing the role of an annoying cunt. Perfect casting. Dumb whore plays role of dumb whore. Jared Leto makes for a great drug addict fuckup. African warlord dude and Soviet military fatass are both extremely awesome and capture the screen in their scenes.

Actually never saw Lord of War - personally, I think Niccol's a bit of a hack that lucked out because he's above average at coming up with premises - thought "Gattaca" sucked a six foot long dong.

I like Adaptation - I know Charlie Kaufman can (deservedly) be labeled as a bit pretentious but I think Cage's performance works well with the weird tone of that movie.

There's no schlocky Cage performance that can top Mandy tho - worth a go.
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Post by Guest » Thu Jul 23, 2020 1:21 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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I don't think there's any argument it's Cage's best movie. What is better?
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Post by rabidtictac » Thu Jul 23, 2020 1:59 am

Guest wrote:
Wed Jul 22, 2020 10:19 pm
Nigtacs favorite part is the one with the AIDS infested African whores. Don't listen to him lie and say he likes the movie for any other reason.
The point of that part was that you shouldn't have sex with africans. How can it be my favorite part? That's the opposite of my belief system.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 24, 2020 5:14 am

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