Weebshit Thread

[Guest]

It has none of the pedo rapey shit.

Terrible. That's the ONLY reason I watch anime.

[mad bum]

[da PAC Nigguh]

Anime avatars - the international maritime symbol for autism.

[Guest]

Anime avatars are the only people I trust.
NEET's are this generations philosophers.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If Assigned Male hadn't shown me the light, my avatar would probably be something from Azumanga Daioh. Or Meguca Menuca.

[Guest]

my avatar would probably be something from Azumanga Daioh.

...Carl?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

As if. Learning of his existence here triggered specifically because he is also a AzumangaBro. His presence ruins this most sacred of fandoms.

And why would I use Kamineko as my avatar? He is misogynistic scum and the oppressor of my Azumanga Waifu No. 2, Sakaki.

(My Azumanga Waifu No. 1 is Osaka.)

[Keith Chegwin]

MadThad's police report is the greatest piece of comedy ever written, intentional or not.

It really is. He hid his CP in a folder marked 'Don't Click'. At one point he was asked by officers about his Facebook posts. He claimed all of them were jokes, except the one about his hard drive. For that one he said 'I plead the fifth'. At no point did he think this made him look even more guilty.

[Kugelfisch]

MadThad's police report is the greatest piece of comedy ever written, intentional or not.

It really is. He hid his CP in a folder marked 'Don't Click'. At one point he was asked by officers about his Facebook posts. He claimed all of them were jokes, except the one about his hard drive. For that one he said 'I plead the fifth'. At no point did he think this made him look even more guilty.

"Of course may you search my trunk, officer. Just don't look into the glove box with the 'definitively no drugs in here' sticker on it."
"Why?"
"I'd like to talk to my lawyer."

[Guest]

Police report highlights

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: a. On 10/03/2011 in response to the statement "Stop downloading all that cee pee
: Thad, you're just asking for it" being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S
: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "WELL TELL 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO
: STOP SUCKING DICK SO SEXY." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.


: b. On 11/02/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "that feel after you fap to cp. It's a feel like
: none other. It's like your floating on cloud 9 or something. fapping to some 40
: year old woman with fake tits makes your cum smell rotten. But fapping to a 9
: year old girl attempt to please some guy with a hairy stomach makes your cum
: squirt out with such pure intensity that you feel like your floating on air. and the
: way your dick feel, OH GPD YOUR DICK will feel so fuzzy and warm. You
: moralfags need to at least try to fap to some cp at least once before you die.
: Because there is no other feel like it." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a
: joke.

: c. On 11/27/11, MCMICHAEL wrote "all cp isn't rape, Sometimes the kids want it,
: Most of the time they NEED it." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: d. On 12/01/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I gotta plan ahead, can't have all my
: classmates knowing I walk around with 6 gigs of cp...on my keychain."
: MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: e. On 12/06/2011 in response to the question "How can you even be a pedo?"
: being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S Facebook page, MCMIAHERL
: wrote "anything younger than 16 is fine for me...thy have some 13 and younger
: stuff in here." MCMICHAEL claimed these posts were a joke.

: f. On 12/06/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I can fap to the came cp video for weeks,
: because it's sooo fucking hot!" MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: h. On 12/09/11, MCMICHAEL wrote "Yea, I carry around a 8 gb drive full of CP."
: MCMICHAEL'S response to being asked about this post was "I plead the fifth."