Stephen King general: THE DARK TOWER IS A FLOP LMAO

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Re: Stephen King general: THE DARK TOWER IS A FLOP LMAO

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:13 pm

It's been a huge success. No matter what the story is, they would've made a sequel. The nice thing about horror movies is that you can bring back the big bad dude as many times as you want.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:58 pm

Of course this gets a sequel. The movie only covers their first encounter with Pennywise as kids.

Though with the way Pennywise hibernates, they can't make too many OC sequels before we get "IT IN SPAAAACE!"
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Re: Stephen King general: THE DARK TOWER IS A FLOP LMAO

Post by Rushy » Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:11 pm

Apparently, the new Shining sequel film is nearly done and it's almost completely under the radar. The director has said that Kubrick's film will be "acknowledged", but let's face it, unless they somehow snag Nicholson for a cameo, no one will care.
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Re: Stephen King general: THE DARK TOWER IS A FLOP LMAO

Post by Guest » Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:20 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:58 pm
Of course this gets a sequel. The movie only covers their first encounter with Pennywise as kids.

Though with the way Pennywise hibernates, they can't make too many OC sequels before we get "IT IN SPAAAACE!"
The problem with a sequel to IT is that it's pretty much guaranteed to have a shitty, stupid name. Something autistic like IT 2, IT Too or IT: The Revenge. Or they'll just call it Pennywise in one of the most predictable hack naming conventions ever.

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Re: Stephen King general: THE DARK TOWER IS A FLOP LMAO

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:22 pm

I'm pretty sure it's already being called IT: Chapter 2.
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Re: Stephen King general: THE DARK TOWER IS A FLOP LMAO

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:32 pm

IT: The Sewer Clown Strikes Again.
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Apparently, the new Shining sequel film is nearly done and it's almost completely under the radar. The director has said that Kubrick's film will be "acknowledged", but let's face it, unless they somehow snag Nicholson for a cameo, no one will care.
Man, I totally forgot this got an actual sequel novel. Of course it's not about people going apeshit in a hotel, so who cares.
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Re: Stephen King general: THE DARK TOWER IS A FLOP LMAO

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:54 pm

Whoah, there was a Dark Tower film?

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Post by Guest » Thu Mar 21, 2019 7:26 pm

Rapeculture wrote:
Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:22 pm
I'm pretty sure it's already being called IT: Chapter 2.
Using "chapter" with movies is gay as fuck. It's not a book, faggots, try brainstorming a real title for more than 30 seconds, cock-loving ass clowns.

Super Feminist Jessica Chastain is also in it despite the child version of her character getting gangbanged by the neighborhood boys as a form a male bonding.

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Re: Stephen King general: THE DARK TOWER IS A FLOP LMAO

Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Mar 21, 2019 7:27 pm

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Thu Mar 21, 2019 7:26 pm
Super Feminist Jessica Chastain is also in it despite the child version of her character getting gangbanged by the neighborhood boys as a form a male bonding.
Funny that they left that out of the movie
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Re: Stephen King general: THE DARK TOWER IS A FLOP LMAO

Post by Guest » Thu Mar 21, 2019 7:29 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:54 pm
Whoah, there was a Dark Tower film?
Generic Sony movie with Idris Elba and coked-out McConaughey. Story was dumb as hell like King's JFK history thing. Not sure why you fags like that lefty cokehead so much.
Funny that they left that out of the movie
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