Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Charlar » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:26 am

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I'm flabberghasted that on movie 2 they've already killed their final boss. WTF?
I think they aren't making Snoke the final boss, seems Kylo might be the one they are trying to set as the final boss
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:33 am

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Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:48 am
phpBB [video]

>says the name of the film twice in one minute
"psh nuttin' personnel kid"
Holy shit bruh. I tapped out when luke did a fucking Matrix backwards dodge to sneak under a lightsaber swing. :lol:

This is AMAZING. Top fucking kek. Frank Oz phones in the shittiest muppet Yoda ever while Luke chews scenery impersonating Neo's Bullet Time in front of Emo Ren.

Edit: HOLY SHIT ''NOTHING PERSONELL KID'' IS REAL

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Auli » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:33 pm

Iden, Shreb, Gleb, Zay.

No. These aren't random words spouted when you are piss-off drunk, but names in the Battlefront 2 campaign.

And this is the newest addition: Image

If it wasn't for the dialogue, we wouldn't have knows that it's a female.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:56 pm

Most Star Wars names have always been terrible IMO. It was just that the worst offenders were never actually said in the movies. This trend stopped with "Snoke".
Auli wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:33 pm
If it wasn't for the dialogue, we wouldn't have knows that it's a female.
*Unzips pants*
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Also, Force Ghosts can apparently affect the physical world now (regardless of what the old EU established), and how does Yoda's puppet somehow look even worse?
The divine presence of Rey the Chosen One allows both of this to happen.

(Also wtf is wrong with you to assume you can just write "Sheev" and expect everyone to know that you're talking about "Palpatine"? I had to google dat shit myself. You monster.)

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Auli » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:44 pm

So to sum up the DLC campaign:

You run around as a 65 years old woman who has a daughter with one more chromosome than other humans. We also learn that the FIrst Order is HUIGE AS FUCK AND FOR SOME REASON DIDN*T USE THEIR HUGENESS EVER TO WIN THE GALGAXY.

That's dumb. After RotJ, Rebels have basically won. But... Empire has shitloads of stuff they could have used... but nope.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Liar Revealed » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:50 pm

Charlar wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:26 am
I think they aren't making Snoke the final boss, seems Kylo might be the one they are trying to set as the final boss
Which would be fine, if they hadn't had REY already KICK KYLO REN'S ASS in a HUMILIATING defeat in ep 7. Totally takes the wind out of his sails and I can't take him seriously as a threat.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Auli » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:52 pm

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by veris leta facies » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:09 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:56 pm
(Also wtf is wrong with you to assume you can just write "Sheev" and expect everyone to know that you're talking about "Palpatine"? I had to google dat shit myself. You monster.)
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:53 pm

I wish they'd went with the fan film.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:02 pm

How do you not know who Sheev is? Are you some kind of faggot that dosen't spend every waking hour on /tv/?

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