Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:00 pm

rewatching Attack of the Clones
and it's now moving onto my top 10 worst films of all time list
watching this is like being in a sensory deprivation tank of sheer, purified boredom.

Give Last Jedi this, at least shit was happening, there was some visual flair and punch to it - I get nothing out of Attack. Just poor CGI and greenscreen, flatlining actors and a terrible script that's wasting what's actually a decent plot.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:08 pm

Attack of the Clonse diner > Last Jedi casino
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:12 pm

Rushy wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:00 pm
rewatching Attack of the Clones
and it's now moving onto my top 10 worst films of all time list
watching this is like being in a sensory deprivation tank of sheer, purified boredom.
You have these lucid moments every once in a while that make me wonder if you actually might be a real person after all.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:20 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:08 pm
Attack of the Clonse diner > Last Jedi casino
well, true that. Dexter Jettster was wasted on that cameo :lol:
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:53 pm

how the fuck was Obi-Wan not blasted into gooey bits when he was lying on the floor and the Slave I went all pew pew pew on his ass? He just bounces into the air and is fine? At least one of those should've splattered him
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:57 pm

AOTC looks like vasoline was smeared all over the camera lenses. On the other hand, it's better than TLJ in every possible way except Daisy Ridley's luscious ass > Natalie Portman's tiny ass.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:03 pm

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AOTC looks like vasoline was smeared all over the camera lenses.
Ha, they did do that once in 60s Doctor Who, deliberately.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:04 pm

Rushy wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:53 pm
how the fuck was Obi-Wan not blasted into gooey bits when he was lying on the floor and the Slave I went all pew pew pew on his ass? He just bounces into the air and is fine? At least one of those should've splattered him
The Force did it.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:25 pm

Owen really forgot that he used to own 3PO? And it's not like it was there for a short amount of time either - Shmi supposedly lived at the Lars Farm for more or less ten years.

Edit: I don't even get what the point of them kidnapping her was if they were just gonna let her drop dead like that. Tusken dick must be the likes of which even Linkara has never seen.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:33 pm

I guess it's some kind of achievement that after all these years "Shmi" is still the most retarded name in the SW universe, despite very strong competition.
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