Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 29, 2019 11:42 pm

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Get that Bela Lugosi dude a starring role in the next Star Wars film. If its gonna be a trainwreck, it might as well be a hilarious trainwreck.
They could call him Darth Ular.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 2:10 am

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So if the leak I read about is true then Han character assassination is ccomplete;: In the Disney "expanded Universe" Han is everyone bitch iupnto a fake parking valet stealing the Millennium Falcon (Yes that's how canonically it ended up Jakku) but the newest least leak makes Han as much of a failure if not worse that Luke because Han is why Kylo went emo in the first place and was easily corrupted by Snoke: Han cheated behind Leia back with a for now unknown woman (Leia never knew by the way) so that pissed off Kylo so they sent him to Luke academy to calm him down. But there's another part to the leak: A child was conceived because of said cheating and that was Rey.
Yes Rey is Kylo half-sister but it gets worse because I just was on KF because they sometimes have post about rumors and leaks not posted here (among the posters there one of them is by coincidence Charlar) but our bitchboy Charlar might have figured out who Rey's mom is based on this leak, an other older leak and a picture: there has been an official picture of what the Knights of Ren look like and he spotted on the staff wielded by them the same damn symbol of Maul's criminal organization in Solo and the older leak has Rey's mom being highly placed in Kylo's regime so he has made the theory that Rey's mom is actually Han's ex-girlfriend in Solo
I'm taking all of this with a huge amount of salt but if it is true then damn...
Drunker than Rushy, man. But no way they make that underdeveloped child from Solo Rey's mom.
Why not? One underdeveloped child deserves another. And don't you dare say they're better writers than that.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 6:18 am

Because Solo was a flop. Disney is ruthless; they won't do call backs to something they're ashamed of.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 2:54 pm

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Because Solo was a flop. Disney is ruthless; they won't do call backs to something they're ashamed of.
If they had any clue what they should be ashamed of, they wouldn't be making a sequel to The Last Jedi.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 3:05 pm

All leaks and promo material seem to indicate that they'r doubling down on the TLJ haters (eveeryone) more than anything.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 30, 2019 3:58 pm

Looking forward to the 1 hour subplot of Findom and Roseanne buying groceries for the Resistence.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 4:07 pm

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Looking forward to the 1 hour subplot of Findom and Roseanne buying groceries for the Resistence.
They can monologue for 20 minutes about how awful it is that oppressive capitalists want MONEY for groceries instead of giving them away for free. Then they kill a hutt with a goatee named Mala-Wart who owns the grocery store and tortures porgs for fun, before redistributing all the produce to the child slaves who run the space cash registers in a deep, insightful commentary on capitalism.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 8:19 pm

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Because Solo was a flop. Disney is ruthless; they won't do call backs to something they're ashamed of.
If they had any clue what they should be ashamed of, they wouldn't be making a sequel to The Last Jedi.
They aren't going to just quit making Episode movies because of Solo's box office. They paid billions for the SW name.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Thu May 30, 2019 8:25 pm

It was a Solo movie without Harrison Ford - they were kinda begging for a box office flop there, it proves jack shit.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 30, 2019 8:31 pm

Should've used this prequel instead.
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