Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:45 am

Pope Corky III wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:23 am
Sorry, but I was too busy violently beating my dick to Jamie Lee Curtis
>I fapped to one of the most androgynous women imaginable
>I'm proud of this
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:44 am

Pope Corky III wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:23 am
Sorry, but I was too busy violently beating my dick to Jamie Lee Curtis
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:26 am

You got that copy pasta saved in a text file or something?
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by CIANIgger » Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:57 pm

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Thu Sep 20, 2018 4:38 pm

Jamie Lee Curtis looks like somebody stretched Janet Leigh with Photoshop
Is there a better word than fuck? I don't think so. It means sex, fury and the confidence to tell another individual and/or organisation that they don't matter to you. It's basically Donald Trump in 4 letters. Fuck, the president.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:31 pm

Rushy wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 4:38 pm
Jamie Lee Curtis looks like somebody stretched Janet Leigh with Photoshop
Bit generous

Two beautiful parents. One ugly ass daughter
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:17 pm

Jamie Lee was born a hermaphrodite, explains everything. Mannish appearance, the fact that she had to adopt her kids, and so on....
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:35 pm

Rapeculture wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:17 pm
Jamie Lee was born a hermaphrodite, explains everything.
There was a movie where she showed her cunt. Don't remember what it's called and, quite frankly, don't want to remember what it's called, but that thing is all woman. She's just really unfortunate.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:16 pm

Was it accidentally? I remember reading about a movie that was open matte on VHS and accidentally revealed the famous actress's Battlefield Vagina but I never got a name. It wasn't Shortcuts either.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:46 pm



So, the kikes finally admitted that they've been pumping out Star Whores too fast, but the damage is already done.

What confuses me is that people keep insisting that if Kathleen Kennedy is removed, Star Wars will be fixed. It won't be. She's just part of the problem.

>The Lucasfilm Story Group.
>Rian Johnson.
>Rian Johnson hasn't confirmed of being fired yet.
>Rian Johnson's trilogy hasn't confirmed to be cancelled yet.
>JarJar Abrams.
>The god awful writers of the nu-novels.
>Star Wars: Resistance.
>The media defenders on Disney's payroll pushing their SJW propaganda.
>The merchandise is still rotting on shelves.
>EA still has the Star Wars games.

I still don't think she'll be fired. It's [current_year]. At most, they could say she "stepped down," but it won't really change much. As long as it remains under Disney, the franchise will still be fucked for the foreseeable future.

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