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The models look like ass & the dialogue is atrocious.
It's a guilty pleasure for me. There's not a single Ahnold movie I completely dislike. At least not from the one's I've seen. Cameos don't count.
Hey, I love Ahnold too but ever since T2 he's fucked up
Come on.
Junior
Last Action Hero True Lies
Eraser
Jingle all the Way
The 6th Day
Collateral Damage
Batman & Robin
End of Days
I've bolded the really great ones, the rest is what I said, I can't find them terrible. Guilty pleasure at least. I would've added Kindergarten Cop but that was a year before T2. All at the very least incredibly memeable or really enjoyable to me. You can't tell me True Lies a shit.
Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:10 am
by Keith Chegwin
Of the ones you bolded. I never saw Eraser. True Lies is good but not great, certainly not as great as T2 and Jingle all the way was trash. Funny trash, I particularly liked the part where he punched the deer, but trash nonetheless.
Everything else, I agree that Arnold does make a film at least enjoyable even if it's otherwise god fucking awful, but before T2 you could argue he made some genuinely great films. Conan the Barbarian, Terminator, Commando, Predator, Total Recall. After T2 it became clear that T2 was where he peaked
Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:21 am
by Kugelfisch
I'd say he kept form with True Lies and Eraser. Jingle all the Way may be trash but it's very enjoyable trash to me. As far as Christmas movies go, discounting Die Hard, it places third on my list after Scrooged and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
I'm not trying to convince anyone that all Ahnold movies are great. Certainly not stuff like Junior, which might just be the worst Ahnold movie I've seen. But if I have the choice of a garbage movie with or without him, unless it's Bronson I'd even pick a worse movie with Ahnold than a better one without.
Episode 2 was a milestone for how to ruin a series. It birthed so many memes purely from its awfulness. Nothing about this movie is any good and nearly every piece of dialogue induces nuclear cringe. Especially anything involving Hayden or Portman. Both seem like competent actors in other shit but they're the worst in this movie. George was in full-on lightsaber action wank mode too, glorifying jedi violence despite everything Yoda and Ben had said in the first couple of movies. There's no notable difference between Jedi and Sith behavior in the prequels, except the Sith aren't as openly quick to violence and they have an alternative view regarding their religious observances.
I also "love" the sudden and unexplained change in the Jedi mindset from "We are keepers of peace. We can't wage a war for you." to "Oh yeah, turns out every single one of us mofos is a general in the Republic army.". It's almost like this turned into a fighting game storyline where everyone needed a quick excuse to fight 24/7.
The models look like ass & the dialogue is atrocious.
I'm sure digging that circa-2006 Newgrounds quality animation.
So they've finally made "Jar Jar Racers" a reality. Listen to that "Hype Faizon" guy. He sounds like what Jar Jar would sound like if he was speaking regular English.
Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:39 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Also that Rhodian guy is apparently a made to be a self-insert for the VA?