Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:02 pm

If they do it they'll call it Episode X. No way do we get Episode IX parts 1 & 2.

Hard to imagine why they'd need to do it though. It's not JJ is known for his epic stories.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Auli » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:12 pm

Wow... instead of watching 3 hours of a shit Star Wars movie, we might have to first watch 3 hours of shit and THEN ANOTHER 3 HOURS A FUCKING SHIT!

Great... yay...
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Tony Schiavone » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:13 pm

It's a very dumb thing to do...which means it's perfect for Nu Star Wars.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:13 pm

Naming it Episode X-1 and X-2 or something like that would be really stupid. Aka I hope they do it.

But I can definitely see why they need more screentime to finish this travesty of a trilogy: Episode IX sucked so much ass that they literally have to make an entire Episode to fix dat shit.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:39 pm

It's just rumor. Batman/Superman was said to be a two-parter also.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:41 pm

Now that I think about it though, Disney has been talking about ending the trilogy thing and even dropping the numbers (something that was rumored before TFA came out). Maybe they've finally realized their genius SJW writers simply can't handle complex stories.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:58 pm

Did they talk about this before or after their little Star Wars Story project was klled by Han Solo?
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Auli » Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:28 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:13 pm
Naming it Episode X-1 and X-2 or something like that would be really stupid. Aka I hope they do it.
It won't be that, it will be IX-I and IX-II.

And that will show the plot. Badguy vs Goodgirl. And then Badguy vs Goodgirl & Some LGBTQ+ "forgotten" Jedi.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:30 pm

Twenty bucks says they're trying to draw it out because Daisy Ridley and Co. don't want to come back for another trilogy. That asshole that plays Finn maybe, but Ridley's been bitching about SW since TFA and Oscar Isaac definitely has better things to do than play a closeted gay pilot in a movie for adult children.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Tony Schiavone » Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:23 pm

Auli wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:28 pm

It won't be that, it will be IX-I and IX-II.

And that will show the plot. Badguy vs Goodgirl. And then Badguy vs Goodgirl & Some LGBTQ+ "forgotten" Jedi.
9-11?
OK, now I kind of want that to happen.
I want to see a bunch of fake online campaigns saying "9-11 WAS AWESOME!" and "9-11 WAS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!"
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...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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