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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:30 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:56 am
They bring him back now to kill him. Guaranteed. They want that on-screen death. I swear they get off on that shit.
That's because they're a rare case of a bully who gets to smash up other peoples' toys while being applauded for doing so.

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:22 pm
by Whatever
Pepsi Man wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:15 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:25 pm
You know, they would show a lot of balls if they actually destroyed the Falcon, either because it gets blown up for good, or they turn it into a makeshift FTL missile.
But this is an actual good idea so it won't happen. They'll just graft something else onto the ship and claim it's a new ship, instead.
It wouldn't surprise me if they brought Billy Dee Williams on board so he can have a conversation with L3, because "she's part of the ship now". The way the line was said was like some big reveal that we were supposed to care about or something. So weird.

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:33 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
It is important. Having the Falcon be haunted by a woke female droid has retroactively added yet another strong female character into the main cast of the entire franchise!

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:07 pm
by Guest
Whatever wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:22 pm
Pepsi Man wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:15 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:25 pm
You know, they would show a lot of balls if they actually destroyed the Falcon, either because it gets blown up for good, or they turn it into a makeshift FTL missile.
But this is an actual good idea so it won't happen. They'll just graft something else onto the ship and claim it's a new ship, instead.
It wouldn't surprise me if they brought Billy Dee Williams on board so he can have a conversation with L3, because "she's part of the ship now". The way the line was said was like some big reveal that we were supposed to care about or something. So weird.
I see him patting the door frame during a down moment and saying some loser shit like "Well, old girl, we did it" or some such stupid shit. Seriously, JJ Abrams was a professional Hollywood writer for like 20 years and he's still the worst writer I've ever known, in any form. I would take a fucking fanfic writer at this point.

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:22 pm
by Rushy
Whatever wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:22 pm
Pepsi Man wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:15 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:25 pm
You know, they would show a lot of balls if they actually destroyed the Falcon, either because it gets blown up for good, or they turn it into a makeshift FTL missile.
But this is an actual good idea so it won't happen. They'll just graft something else onto the ship and claim it's a new ship, instead.
It wouldn't surprise me if they brought Billy Dee Williams on board so he can have a conversation with L3, because "she's part of the ship now". The way the line was said was like some big reveal that we were supposed to care about or something. So weird.
It's a reference to a throwaway line from Empire Strikes Back where C-3PO says the Falcon computer has a "most unusual" dialect.

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:15 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Guest wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:07 pm
I see him patting the door frame during a down moment and saying some loser shit like "Well, old girl, we did it" or some such stupid shit. Seriously, JJ Abrams was a professional Hollywood writer for like 20 years and he's still the worst writer I've ever known, in any form. I would take a fucking fanfic writer at this point.
As long as the Falcon doesn't open a "slot" for Lando's pansexual rod, I'm fine with it. If I can be arsed to watch the movie, that is.

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:57 pm
by Pepsi Man
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:15 pm
As long as the Falcon doesn't open a "slot" for Lando's pansexual rod, I'm fine with it. If I can be arsed to watch the movie, that is.
They'd give a whole new meaning to, "don't copy that floppy."

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:00 pm
by RAPEMAN
I think what's worse about the new films is it's validating the PT films. Kids and PT fanboys are now gloating that their shitty films are not quite as shitty as the new trilogy.

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:36 pm
by da PAC Nigguh
The PT was shit but at least it was organized shit. The new movies are just a fucking mess.

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:56 pm
by AngrySpoonySnob
prequal hating is such hypefollowing faggotshit its cringeworthy