Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Music, Movies, just about anything that isn't gaming related but is still entertainment goes here.
User avatar
Auli
Posts: 1548
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2017 10:48 pm
Location: In your bedroom, folding your clothes.

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Auli » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:17 am

I have NO idea why they didn't kill off Leia when she takes a trip outside. It would be perfect. Save killing Luke until IX where he turns Kylo good and Rey gets mad at them and turn evil.

Oh, the possibilities...
Image

User avatar
da PAC Nigguh
Posts: 2345
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2017 1:06 am

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:04 pm

Auli wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:17 am
I have NO idea why they didn't kill off Leia when she takes a trip outside. It would be perfect. Save killing Luke until IX where he turns Kylo good and Rey gets mad at them and turn evil.

Oh, the possibilities...
Really they could have edited it to have her die in that scene and done minimal reshoots to clean up a few later scenes. She doesn't do much in the film and it would have handled the IRL death issue and removed one of the dumbest scenes from the film.

User avatar
VoiceOfReasonPast
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 9631
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:33 pm

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:25 pm

Having her die instead of Luke (or both die) would've made for interesting development, especially for Kylo.

But no, I betcha they had to kill off Luke because they wanted to have Leia end the trilogy as the new mentor and Jedi master. The Force is female, after all.
Liar Revealed wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:36 am
I'm sure they'll kill off Lando too. For "drama".
Of course. This the Transformers movie all over again, spread over an entire trilogy.
Guest wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:42 am
20 bucks says he shows up just to give his blessing to Rey as the Captain of the Falcon. "Han was the best pilot I ever saw. You're better."
You know, they would show a lot of balls if they actually destroyed the Falcon, either because it gets blown up for good, or they turn it into a makeshift FTL missile.
Guest wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:12 am
I'm guessing after a time jump Poe will be the head of the Resistance or something, but after Solo I won't be shocked if random EU characters like Mara Jade or Winter appear. I mean, their bench is really shallow now.
Old Lady Mara will just open a can of worms regarding Luke's potential children. Also normies will just shake there head at this "obvious" replacement for Leia.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.

-Yours Truly

User avatar
Pepsi Man
Posts: 989
Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:53 pm

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Pepsi Man » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:15 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:25 pm
You know, they would show a lot of balls if they actually destroyed the Falcon, either because it gets blown up for good, or they turn it into a makeshift FTL missile.
But this is an actual good idea so it won't happen. They'll just graft something else onto the ship and claim it's a new ship, instead.
Guest wrote:Poopy Man

User avatar
Tony Schiavone
Posts: 576
Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:11 pm

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Tony Schiavone » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:07 am

Hell no they won't destroy the Falcon.
Next year its going in the theme park as a ridable attraction. They wouldn't risk pushing off fans who want pictures and merchandise.

Shit like that can kill the surprise of a franchise and reduce it to a repeated, formulaic junkfood.
But, yeah, here in burgerland you can tell: once they build a ride for it, they sure as hell aren't killing it off.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

User avatar
Kugelfisch
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 10994
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:56 am

Rushy wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:36 pm
CIANIgger wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:46 pm
Pay check is a pay check. Hes also probably too mentally gone to understand what's going on.
Why would that be?
Oh boy, last time I've seen an interview of his for the first Disney dumpster fire he was blitzed real damn good and showed signs of early onset dementia.
Guest wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:42 pm
They don't need or want an OT character. They killed them all off for a reason.
They bring him back now to kill him. Guaranteed. They want that on-screen death. I swear they get off on that shit.

User avatar
Rushy
Posts: 1514
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:52 am
Location: He he he he

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:36 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if they wanted to use the Falcon for Episodes X-L.
MAKE DHI HAPPY AGAIN!!! (whether anyone wants to or not)

User avatar
Pope Corky III
Posts: 972
Joined: Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:11 pm

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Pope Corky III » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:36 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:53 am
Rushy wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:36 pm
CIANIgger wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:46 pm


Pay check is a pay check. Hes also probably too mentally gone to understand what's going on.
Why would that be?
Isn't he old as shit? He's fucking 80.
81. I couldn't believe it either.
Angelfire Memes wrote:
da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:23 pm
If this goes much further we'll learn that Doge killed JFK.
But he was aiming for Jackie. The misogynist bastard.

User avatar
Rushy
Posts: 1514
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:52 am
Location: He he he he

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:20 pm

Pope Corky III wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:36 pm
CIANIgger wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:53 am
Rushy wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:36 pm


Why would that be?
Isn't he old as shit? He's fucking 80.
81. I couldn't believe it either.
80 is the new 60.
I mean, look at Dick van Dyke.
MAKE DHI HAPPY AGAIN!!! (whether anyone wants to or not)

User avatar
da PAC Nigguh
Posts: 2345
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2017 1:06 am

Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:10 pm

Everything he's been in post-Batman, hoo boy. It's almost a TGWTG-tier resume.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest