Star Whores: Diverse Agenda
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That was before the KOTOR games. In fact, the Obi-Wan game from 2001 used cortosis weapons that were resistant only.
The Ren were just toys JJ threw in for extra cash. I can't believe studios keep letting him do that.
Anyway, I'm shocked by the lack of action in theses movies, which also seems to be a thing in all Current Year movies. The prequels were filled with lengthy duels and battles, but Kylo's fight is 20 seconds and Rey doesn't even fight Palpatine. Mulan was real lackluster too. There's stuff happening and music pounding, by it's all hollow and over as quickly as possible so we can get back to more wokeshit.
The Ren were just toys JJ threw in for extra cash. I can't believe studios keep letting him do that.
Anyway, I'm shocked by the lack of action in theses movies, which also seems to be a thing in all Current Year movies. The prequels were filled with lengthy duels and battles, but Kylo's fight is 20 seconds and Rey doesn't even fight Palpatine. Mulan was real lackluster too. There's stuff happening and music pounding, by it's all hollow and over as quickly as possible so we can get back to more wokeshit.
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Disney can't into fight choreography, plain and simple. Here's some sperglord nitpicking the throne room fight from Episode VIII for almost one hour:
Plus less action means you have more time for Oscar bait speeches and other emotionally "powerful" moments
Plus less action means you have more time for Oscar bait speeches and other emotionally "powerful" moments
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Please become the 73rd virgin.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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More Disney Wars hate. But look at JJ. Dude has a legit penis nose. It's actually disgusting.
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Skywalker's ending confirms a theory that CHUD of all places came up with years ago: JJ Abrams is a woman.
They didn't say it in so many words of course, and have probably deleted all mentions of that theory, but they were correct. JJ and his ilk (like women) are incapable of logic and rely entirely on emotion to drive their movies. That's why nothing makes sense (the Falcon being on Jakku for no reason, Han being in orbit of Jakku just when Rey and Finn escape in his old ship) and why the heroes are constantly running from set piece to set piece without any connecting story. ("Go go go! Punch it! Whoo!") They also rely heavily on the music to manipulate audiences because the story is just gibberish. Sad music plays when you're supposed to be sad.
What's most pathetic is JJ is like 55 or something, so he's old enough to have worked in Hollywood long before wokeness took over and basic logic was required even for a silly capeshit movie. Yet he makes movies like a 25-year-old feminist studies major.
Oh yeah, the ending of Skykawker:
Women and leftist troons believe you can just decide to be whatever race, gender or species you want. So of course a feminine soul like JJ believes you can literally just wish yourself to be a part of someone's family and it magically becomes fact. It's your truth after all, and how dare any CIS white male tell you different!
They didn't say it in so many words of course, and have probably deleted all mentions of that theory, but they were correct. JJ and his ilk (like women) are incapable of logic and rely entirely on emotion to drive their movies. That's why nothing makes sense (the Falcon being on Jakku for no reason, Han being in orbit of Jakku just when Rey and Finn escape in his old ship) and why the heroes are constantly running from set piece to set piece without any connecting story. ("Go go go! Punch it! Whoo!") They also rely heavily on the music to manipulate audiences because the story is just gibberish. Sad music plays when you're supposed to be sad.
What's most pathetic is JJ is like 55 or something, so he's old enough to have worked in Hollywood long before wokeness took over and basic logic was required even for a silly capeshit movie. Yet he makes movies like a 25-year-old feminist studies major.
Oh yeah, the ending of Skykawker:
Women and leftist troons believe you can just decide to be whatever race, gender or species you want. So of course a feminine soul like JJ believes you can literally just wish yourself to be a part of someone's family and it magically becomes fact. It's your truth after all, and how dare any CIS white male tell you different!
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JJ is a subversive Jew and will do whatever his limited intellect allows him to do to destroy the West.
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Vibro (sounds like a sex toy) weapons are an incredibly gay wannabe high frequency blade, which still wouldn’t counter a beam/plasma weapon.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:46 pmHas cortosis ever come up in the movies? I feel its mostly an invention for the EU and KOTOR so Jedi can duel it out with idiots wielding metal swords.
I also seem to recall that contact with cortosis can actually shut down a lightsaber for a moment. You'd think they would use that if they were actively hunting people with lightsabers,
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One might, in fact, question the wisdom of using melee weapons in your hunt for someone whose own melee weapon can cleave a starfighter in half.
Don't bring any weird gendershit into this. He's just a hack filmmaker who things he can keep the audience invested by not explaining shit and having everyone run around all the time.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Mar 27, 2021 8:03 amSkywalker's ending confirms a theory that CHUD of all places came up with years ago: JJ Abrams is a woman.
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At least in Dune you have personal shields that cause the shielded person and the shooter with the energy weapon to explode. A good reason to go back to low velocity impact weapons.
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