Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:09 pm

That was before the KOTOR games. In fact, the Obi-Wan game from 2001 used cortosis weapons that were resistant only.

The Ren were just toys JJ threw in for extra cash. I can't believe studios keep letting him do that.

Anyway, I'm shocked by the lack of action in theses movies, which also seems to be a thing in all Current Year movies. The prequels were filled with lengthy duels and battles, but Kylo's fight is 20 seconds and Rey doesn't even fight Palpatine. Mulan was real lackluster too. There's stuff happening and music pounding, by it's all hollow and over as quickly as possible so we can get back to more wokeshit.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:32 pm

Disney can't into fight choreography, plain and simple. Here's some sperglord nitpicking the throne room fight from Episode VIII for almost one hour:


Plus less action means you have more time for Oscar bait speeches and other emotionally "powerful" moments :roll:
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Post by Guest » Sun Mar 14, 2021 10:04 am



Hijab girl just saw TLJ. I'm in love.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Moe Bitches » Sun Mar 14, 2021 3:50 pm

Please become the 73rd virgin.
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Post by Guest » Sun Mar 14, 2021 11:06 pm



More Disney Wars hate. But look at JJ. Dude has a legit penis nose. It's actually disgusting.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Sat Mar 27, 2021 8:03 am

Skywalker's ending confirms a theory that CHUD of all places came up with years ago: JJ Abrams is a woman.

They didn't say it in so many words of course, and have probably deleted all mentions of that theory, but they were correct. JJ and his ilk (like women) are incapable of logic and rely entirely on emotion to drive their movies. That's why nothing makes sense (the Falcon being on Jakku for no reason, Han being in orbit of Jakku just when Rey and Finn escape in his old ship) and why the heroes are constantly running from set piece to set piece without any connecting story. ("Go go go! Punch it! Whoo!") They also rely heavily on the music to manipulate audiences because the story is just gibberish. Sad music plays when you're supposed to be sad.

What's most pathetic is JJ is like 55 or something, so he's old enough to have worked in Hollywood long before wokeness took over and basic logic was required even for a silly capeshit movie. Yet he makes movies like a 25-year-old feminist studies major.

Oh yeah, the ending of Skykawker:



Women and leftist troons believe you can just decide to be whatever race, gender or species you want. So of course a feminine soul like JJ believes you can literally just wish yourself to be a part of someone's family and it magically becomes fact. It's your truth after all, and how dare any CIS white male tell you different!

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Mar 27, 2021 8:19 am

JJ is a subversive Jew and will do whatever his limited intellect allows him to do to destroy the West.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Old Black Man » Sat Mar 27, 2021 10:45 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:46 pm
Has cortosis ever come up in the movies? I feel its mostly an invention for the EU and KOTOR so Jedi can duel it out with idiots wielding metal swords.

I also seem to recall that contact with cortosis can actually shut down a lightsaber for a moment. You'd think they would use that if they were actively hunting people with lightsabers,
Vibro (sounds like a sex toy) weapons are an incredibly gay wannabe high frequency blade, which still wouldn’t counter a beam/plasma weapon.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 27, 2021 10:48 am

One might, in fact, question the wisdom of using melee weapons in your hunt for someone whose own melee weapon can cleave a starfighter in half.
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Skywalker's ending confirms a theory that CHUD of all places came up with years ago: JJ Abrams is a woman.
Don't bring any weird gendershit into this. He's just a hack filmmaker who things he can keep the audience invested by not explaining shit and having everyone run around all the time.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:05 pm

At least in Dune you have personal shields that cause the shielded person and the shooter with the energy weapon to explode. A good reason to go back to low velocity impact weapons.
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