Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 24, 2019 7:25 pm

Whoa, hold on now. Next you'll tell me that the Resistance are just the Rebels.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 24, 2019 7:37 pm

Rushy wrote:
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Lol remember when Maz Kanata
Fucking who?
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 24, 2019 7:39 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 7:37 pm
Rushy wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 7:05 pm
Lol remember when Maz Kanata
Fucking who?
I read that as Mars Katana first.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 24, 2019 7:40 pm

I betcha that's also a Star Wars character.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 24, 2019 7:41 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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I betcha that's also a Star Wars character.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Sat May 25, 2019 9:55 pm

Apparently a woman is writing a KOTOR movie, last worked on Terminator Genisys. Woke woke and woke. So the Game of Thrones fags are apparently not doing anything in the Old Republic.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun May 26, 2019 7:23 am

Would a KOTOR movie even work? Even if the team behind it wasn't arse? I mean...
  • It's a prequel set so far in the past that it literally doesn't matter (though I guess it an be nice to get as far away from the new trilogy as possible)
  • The villain is just another Empire clone, except they mix up their visuals a bit more and have a quite a few blokes with Hatsune Miku glowsticks.
  • If they include Revan they'll get people complain that he (or probably she) just looks like Kylo. Also the amazing twist regard his/her face is old as shit.
  • Despite the fact that Mandalorians play a somewhat important role, their fashion sense hasn't quite evolved at this point and they look like complete dorks.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun May 26, 2019 2:37 pm

You're assuming they keep with the EU stuff and don't just make up something super retarded on the spot.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun May 26, 2019 5:32 pm

I can actually see plenty of ways for them to fuck up "This is kinda-sorta the old trilogy, except Luke is also Vader".

Really the only thing I'm curious about is whether or not they'll keep those non-glowstick melee weapons (that were probably only in the game because it was literally D&D in space). Sure, those existed in the EU, but Luke wisely kept them out of the movies.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Sun May 26, 2019 9:49 pm

According to reports it's going to be full on Revan, Malak, Bastila shit, so it sounds like a straight adaptation of the games. Ruby Rose as Big Titties Bastila? You know it's what they want. They'll probably cast some ugly Asian as The Exile just to rub salt into our wounds.

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