It was utter rubbish and has put me off from seeing the actual film. European actors trying to fake American accents with campy OTT performances. The corrupt cop guy sounded like fucking Bela Lugosi. It was so bad, we skipped out during the break and hit the pub.Guest wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2019 10:13 pmHoly shit man, it looks like you also downed a couple bottles of vodka. Alcohol poisoning is a bit extreme to purge your memory of west side story
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Of course you'd hate actual effort like West Side Story, a movie made during a time when movies used to be worth giving a damn about, yet praise upcoming current_year+3 dogshit over it. You're a goddamn milquetoast millennial, aren't you?Rushy wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2019 8:53 amIt was utter rubbish and has put me off from seeing the actual film. European actors trying to fake American accents with campy OTT performances. The corrupt cop guy sounded like fucking Bela Lugosi. It was so bad, we skipped out during the break and hit the pub.Guest wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2019 10:13 pmHoly shit man, it looks like you also downed a couple bottles of vodka. Alcohol poisoning is a bit extreme to purge your memory of west side story
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It's hard to describe, but yes, even by musical standards, it was quite unwatchable. It was the kind of acting an actor would do if he wanted to sabotage a project. And not even in a fun Nicolas Cage kinda way. There's just something... off, about the voices and delivery that make all involved seem both incredibly bored and incredibly OTT at the same time.
Like, you just wanna tell them "stop, no..."
especially the weird-ass Lugosi impersonator
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Just because you watched some low-budget Soviet Russian version of the muscial doesn't mean you won't enjoy the Murrican movie adaptation.
(Also better watch it ASAP before Stephen Spielberg shits out the new - and most likely much more progressive - adaptation sometime next year.)
(Also better watch it ASAP before Stephen Spielberg shits out the new - and most likely much more progressive - adaptation sometime next year.)
The real twist will be that Maul was female all along.Guest wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2019 7:05 amYes Rey is Kylo half-sister but it gets worse because I just was on KF because they sometimes have post about rumors and leaks not posted here (among the posters there one of them is by coincidence Charlar) but our bitchboy Charlar might have figured out who Rey's mom is based on this leak, an other older leak and a picture: there has been an official picture of what the Knights of Ren look like and he spotted on the staff wielded by them the same damn symbol of Maul's criminal organization in Solo and the older leak has Rey's mom being highly placed in Kylo's regime so he has made the theory that Rey's mom is actually Han's ex-girlfriend in Solo
I'm taking all of this with a huge amount of salt but if it is true then damn...
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True, but it's just put me off from it for a long while.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2019 4:34 pmJust because you watched some low-budget Soviet Russian version of the muscial doesn't mean you won't enjoy the Murrican movie adaptation.
Christ, I can still hear that cop's Lugosi voice: "Behrnaaaaaaardo! Whut ahr yuuuu Jets duin' heeeeere?"
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Get that Bela Lugosi dude a starring role in the next Star Wars film. If its gonna be a trainwreck, it might as well be a hilarious trainwreck.
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Drunker than Rushy, man. But no way they make that underdeveloped child from Solo Rey's mom.Guest wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2019 7:05 amSo if the leak I read about is true then Han character assassination is ccomplete;: In the Disney "expanded Universe" Han is everyone bitch iupnto a fake parking valet stealing the Millennium Falcon (Yes that's how canonically it ended up Jakku) but the newest least leak makes Han as much of a failure if not worse that Luke because Han is why Kylo went emo in the first place and was easily corrupted by Snoke: Han cheated behind Leia back with a for now unknown woman (Leia never knew by the way) so that pissed off Kylo so they sent him to Luke academy to calm him down. But there's another part to the leak: A child was conceived because of said cheating and that was Rey.
Yes Rey is Kylo half-sister but it gets worse because I just was on KF because they sometimes have post about rumors and leaks not posted here (among the posters there one of them is by coincidence Charlar) but our bitchboy Charlar might have figured out who Rey's mom is based on this leak, an other older leak and a picture: there has been an official picture of what the Knights of Ren look like and he spotted on the staff wielded by them the same damn symbol of Maul's criminal organization in Solo and the older leak has Rey's mom being highly placed in Kylo's regime so he has made the theory that Rey's mom is actually Han's ex-girlfriend in Solo
I'm taking all of this with a huge amount of salt but if it is true then damn...
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Ding ding ding! Boy hasn't even bothered getting a VPN. Imagine going to the foxdickfarms without one. That's like fucking an eastern European child whore without a rubber.Guest wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2019 7:13 am"Our bitchbboi Charlar" just admit its you you double posting faggot
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