Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:00 pm

Money spent on kung-fu men is less money spent on hyping about how progressive the movie is. Also I guess they don't want to tell Rey. How to. Fight.

You just know you have hit peak fight choreography if you have to fix shit in post. I think there's also a time where one of the guards basically should've hit Kylo, but didn't, of course. And that's all before factoring in that the main lightsaber fight scene in the movie is against a bunch of faceless elite mooks. Or that said fight scene was probably meant to sell action figures, what with each of these guys having a special snowflake mask and weapon.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by veris leta facies » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:12 pm

Goddamned Rushy, can you take even once in awhile a vacation from sucking? Do you always have to suck so much? Lucas took influence from Kurosawa's samurai films when he did A New Hope. Sword in Kurosawa's films is portrayed as an instrument of fate, it's never about some flashy sword fights. Same in the original trilogy, a jedi with a lightsaber always defeats his enemies instantly, the aggressor in Mos Eisley, that snow monster on the planet Hoth, in Return of the Jedi Luke easily defeats all his enemies on the Sarlacc Pit once after regaining his lightsaber. It is only when a jedi meets another jedi with a lightsaber when things get serious, and it's then more a mental/spiritual struggle, like Obi-Wan/Vader and Luke/Vader, not about any fancy moves or some test of agility and speed. Flashy lightsaber duels in prequels and disneyshit are really entertainment for retards.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:20 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:12 pm
Goddamned Rushy, can you take even once in awhile a vacation from sucking?
No
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:53 pm

Rushy wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:20 pm
veris leta facies wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:12 pm
Goddamned Rushy, can you take even once in awhile a vacation from sucking?
No
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:57 pm

Where there are dicks, there are dykes.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by veris leta facies » Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:09 pm

Rushy wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:57 pm
Where there are dicks, there are dykes.
That doesn't even rhyme.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:20 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:09 pm
Rushy wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:57 pm
Where there are dicks, there are dykes.
That doesn't even rhyme.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Oct 23, 2021 1:36 pm
Oh there will be fucker for sure.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:58 pm

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Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:46 pm
The fight wasn't even well choreographed. They hid how sloppy it was by having lots of stuff happening on the screen really fast. There's shit like having to digitally remove a weapon so Rey didn't get slashed by it and a guard throwing his weapon away and before running in to get slashed.

What I don't understand is why they left the weapon in UNTIL he's supposed to stab her in the back. Just delete it from the shot entirely.

Reean Johnson is such a faglord. Even JJ would have reshot Rey's dumbass not ducking fast enough at the beginning of the fight, while Uncle George would have flat out replaced her with a digital double.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Singh'sSpot » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:16 pm

The lightsaber fights from the prequels were way better.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:34 pm

You mean that gay prancing ballet they did? Never was a fan of that.
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