Star Whores: Diverse Agenda
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I have NO idea why they didn't kill off Leia when she takes a trip outside. It would be perfect. Save killing Luke until IX where he turns Kylo good and Rey gets mad at them and turn evil.
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Really they could have edited it to have her die in that scene and done minimal reshoots to clean up a few later scenes. She doesn't do much in the film and it would have handled the IRL death issue and removed one of the dumbest scenes from the film.
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Having her die instead of Luke (or both die) would've made for interesting development, especially for Kylo.
But no, I betcha they had to kill off Luke because they wanted to have Leia end the trilogy as the new mentor and Jedi master. The Force is female, after all.
But no, I betcha they had to kill off Luke because they wanted to have Leia end the trilogy as the new mentor and Jedi master. The Force is female, after all.
Of course. This the Transformers movie all over again, spread over an entire trilogy.
You know, they would show a lot of balls if they actually destroyed the Falcon, either because it gets blown up for good, or they turn it into a makeshift FTL missile.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:42 am20 bucks says he shows up just to give his blessing to Rey as the Captain of the Falcon. "Han was the best pilot I ever saw. You're better."
Old Lady Mara will just open a can of worms regarding Luke's potential children. Also normies will just shake there head at this "obvious" replacement for Leia.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:12 amI'm guessing after a time jump Poe will be the head of the Resistance or something, but after Solo I won't be shocked if random EU characters like Mara Jade or Winter appear. I mean, their bench is really shallow now.
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But this is an actual good idea so it won't happen. They'll just graft something else onto the ship and claim it's a new ship, instead.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:25 pmYou know, they would show a lot of balls if they actually destroyed the Falcon, either because it gets blown up for good, or they turn it into a makeshift FTL missile.
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Hell no they won't destroy the Falcon.
Next year its going in the theme park as a ridable attraction. They wouldn't risk pushing off fans who want pictures and merchandise.
Shit like that can kill the surprise of a franchise and reduce it to a repeated, formulaic junkfood.
But, yeah, here in burgerland you can tell: once they build a ride for it, they sure as hell aren't killing it off.
Next year its going in the theme park as a ridable attraction. They wouldn't risk pushing off fans who want pictures and merchandise.
Shit like that can kill the surprise of a franchise and reduce it to a repeated, formulaic junkfood.
But, yeah, here in burgerland you can tell: once they build a ride for it, they sure as hell aren't killing it off.
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Oh boy, last time I've seen an interview of his for the first Disney dumpster fire he was blitzed real damn good and showed signs of early onset dementia.
They bring him back now to kill him. Guaranteed. They want that on-screen death. I swear they get off on that shit.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:42 pmThey don't need or want an OT character. They killed them all off for a reason.
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I wouldn't be surprised if they wanted to use the Falcon for Episodes X-L.
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81. I couldn't believe it either.
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Everything he's been in post-Batman, hoo boy. It's almost a TGWTG-tier resume.
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