Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Leia going "I'm just on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan" comes off as really weird after you find out where everyone was just half an hour ago. It's like doing a drive-by shooting at some cops, getting chased by those cops and then telling those cops you dindu nuffin.

Also Zato Ichiwalker was a bit silly. And I have no fucking idea what was up with Crazy Cyborg Guy, even though I know what Clone Wars character he's supposed to be.

[Rushy]

Crazy Cyborg Guy's accent was glorious.

[Liar Revealed]

Lucas did not get fucking cucked you idiot. Lucas saw the lukewarm reviews critics gave Empire and concluded that no one gives a fuck about the Star Wars story and then just went from there.

Libshit knows nothing about Lucas or how Star Wars Trilogy was made. Read a book, or at least watch SFDebris' documentary series.

[veris leta facies]

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I would like some edit where Luke just turns around again and jumps off the cliff.

[Guest]

Lucas did not get fucking cucked you idiot. Lucas saw the lukewarm reviews critics gave Empire and concluded that no one gives a fuck about the Star Wars story and then just went from there.

Libshit knows nothing about Lucas or how Star Wars Trilogy was made. Read a book, or at least watch SFDebris' documentary series.

Lucas LITERALLY got cuckolded. His wife pressured him to retire and have kids. (This is why he wrapped the original trilogy up at three movies.) He was sterile so he adopted some kids. Later, his wife had an affair (w/ the architect of Skywalker Ranch), got pregnant, and then abandoned the adopted kids to raise her biological one. George stopped making movies to focus on raising the adopted kids.

[Pope Corky III]

Abandoned? You are an idiot. Also, if anyone needs to read anything it's fucking you Liar.

https://betterhumans.coach.me/how-georg ... 0c74991931

[Rushy]

Reading up on the anthology series. It seems like anyone who's ever had anything to do with Star Wars is piping up for a movie, even the New Zealand dude who played Jango Fett in Attack of the Clones.

[Liar Revealed]

Abandoned? You are an idiot. Also, if anyone needs to read anything it's fucking you Liar.

Seriously Corky, you don't know what you're talking about. Guest is right, she ran off and left him as a single dad.
Your own article even briefly mentions it, abeit without the messy details.

Then over the next decade, Lucas went through a very nasty divorce — keeping him out of the directors chair 

George couldn't get over it for a long time and it bled into his work. Like he had a guy literally get his heart ripped out of his chest in Temple of Doom because that's how he was felt his wife did that o him.

http://grantland.com/features/explainin ... mple-doom/

This article is pretty good, although I think it's a tad biased in favor of the ex-wife. She tries to portray George as this aloof, overbearing monster that was stifling her creative spirit and career, yet once she took half of all his fortune she never worked again. A lot of "first world problems" from her, IMHO.
http://fd.noneinc.com/secrethistoryofst ... lucas.html

[Rushy]

Clone Wars is coming back... fucking really? Damn, they must be REALLY insecure about this franchise's future after Solo flopped. Like seriously, wtf else is there to say about the fucking Clone Wars? There are TWO shows based on it, and between the two, literally everything got covered and to spare.