Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun May 20, 2018 1:11 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
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I've never been so excited to not see a movie in my entire life.
I know that feel, bro. I can hardly wait to never see that piece of shit. It's going to be the greatest not-watching since the last Soy Wars movie.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Sun May 20, 2018 6:38 pm

Gonna be fun
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Gunner445 » Sun May 20, 2018 11:28 pm

There's this article on Business Insider on the top ten Star Wars characters who deserve their own spin off movie

http://www.businessinsider.com/star-war ... olo-2018-5

Some of the choices are baffling, Mon Mothma? General Hux? The fucking Rebo Band? They don't even bother mentioning the obvious characters like Boba Fett, Darth Vader, Wedge Antillies.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Mon May 21, 2018 12:11 am

How about a movie starring the hot Tico sister?

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon May 21, 2018 12:25 am

How about killing the whole fucking franchise?
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Mon May 21, 2018 3:58 am

It'd just come back as a force ghost.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Mon May 21, 2018 4:00 am

What would you do with a Vader movie? Technically the whole prequel trilogy was about him.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by CuckTurdginson » Mon May 21, 2018 4:08 am

Rushy wrote:
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What would you do with a Vader movie? Technically the whole prequel trilogy was about him.
There is a nation called... Molossia. A micronation, to be precise. Located just outside of Reno, in Dayton Nevada. It is a small spec of land... One point three acres to be exact. But through a strange loophole, it is technically considered... a nation. It is run by a man named Kevin Baugh, who has declared himself the proud president of this land. He has been called one Curly short of the Three Stooges, but he does manage to keep order in his humble country. For the most part Molassia is a quiet, simple, gentle land, that is yet to subject itself to any intense, hostile violence. That... is where Darth Vader comes in.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by rabidtictac » Mon May 21, 2018 4:14 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Sun May 20, 2018 7:07 am
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What's the over/under that Soylo is gonna feature tons of obscene references to the Disneywars movies, like how he's gonna get stabbed to death by his stupid son in a couple decades? Maybe a spike goes through his hand and he says "damn, that's a son of a bitch."
Regardless, I'll never know. I've never been so excited to not see a movie in my entire life.
I'm hyped to see all the memes that the new solo movie will generate. We already have superman leia and luke drinking some animal's tit milk/green jizz.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by CuckTurdginson » Mon May 21, 2018 4:21 am

It was pretty clear Leia Po`ppins was going to live in infamy from the get-go. Only the turbo-austists like Blob were defending it. That choice still boggles the mind.
With those reshoots, there's bound to be something. It'd be really disappointing (and unsurprising) to have the movie be completely unmemorable and disposable.
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