Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Guest]

There was a series of books about him fighting the Empire and training a new apprentice. I'm sure they'll rip that off but replace the white male student with an eye rolling lesbian afro.

[Le Redditeur]

Maybe they'll steal RLM's idea and make Obi-wan team up wiyh the top half of Darth Maul to fight against the bottom half of Darth Maul that was fused with the top of a robot spider.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They actually already have spiderdudes in Star Wars. Even had a cyborg one in Clone Wars

(Also Jeebus Christ, the background of Wookiepedia is some cancerous Star Wars Resistance picture.)

Set in the timeline between movies 3 and 4, to explain why he didnt do a whole lot for twenty years.

You mean "to show him not doing a whole lot". Sounds exciting.

They might just rip off that Picard show.
But it's most likely they'll just go "He had tons of super-amazing adventures, and only really returned to Tattooine a few months before Episode 4!"

[Keith Chegwin]

Shame. A show about an old man masturbating in a cave for nearly twenty years had more entertainment value

[Tony Schiavone]

Didn't know where else to put this:

Mark Hammil is now scared of Jimmy's John's because the owner's dad shot an elephant.

[ban]

Shame. A show about an old man masturbating in a cave for nearly twenty years had more entertainment value

But that's what all of s on DHI do anyways.

[Lindsay's Liver]

I want a series in which C-3PO finally comes to grips with his homosexuality.

[Le Redditeur]

Didn't know where else to put this:

Mark Hammil is now scared of Jimmy's John's because the owner's dad shot an elephant.

TOBY FAIRE, why the fuck is the guy shooting elephants? Aren't they an endangered species? Hamil doesn't seem afraid of the guy, just find what he did morally repulsive.

[Moe Bitches]

That's what they use for meat. Too easy?

[CuckTurdginson]

Ten hours of Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi
expect me to slobber over Disney's feet some more

Brazzers.

The last good thing made by Disney is Song of the South.

FTFY