Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Auli » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:51 pm

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Apparently Vajayjay Abrams is going to give Leia an entire plot in Episode 9, apparently spending millions upon millions to alter old footage of her. She's also going to be fighting with a lightsaber or something despite Disney saying they wouldn't use CG to recreate her. This movie is going to be awesomely stupid.
Well, 95% of what you see around a character in Star Wars is greenscreen, so they can put her on Mustafar and edit some shit about seeing her Father burn over and over, but it's Kylo instead or some shit.

They can LITERALLY do anything with enough money,
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:44 pm

Seems like Rogue One was a test vehicle to see if they could use CGI to keep all these actors around forever so they can keep shitting out SW films.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:14 pm

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I guess this means the Knights of Ren show up because they can't have both Leia and Rey punking Kybo Ren. Also Luke will be a bitch who hangs out in the background or something while the strong independent females do the work for him.
Oh yeah, they teased them so well by mentioning they exist once in the first movie. They probably will too. Damn Hollywood is full of the biggest hack frauds in existence. Fanfiction writers are less hacks.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Auli » Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:35 pm

I hope Snoke told Kylo to kill them all as a test or something.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:55 pm

Guest wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:14 pm
Guest wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:33 pm
I guess this means the Knights of Ren show up because they can't have both Leia and Rey punking Kybo Ren. Also Luke will be a bitch who hangs out in the background or something while the strong independent females do the work for him.
Oh yeah, they teased them so well by mentioning they exist once in the first movie. They probably will too. Damn Hollywood is full of the biggest hack frauds in existence. Fanfiction writers are less hacks.
After TLJ gave answered all of the mysteries and questions raised by the TFA with a big "Fuck you!", they simply have to follow up on that throwaway line any sane person has already forgotten about. That's how you subvert some expectations.
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Post by Guest » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:01 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:44 pm
Seems like Rogue One was a test vehicle to see if they could use CGI to keep all these actors around forever so they can keep shitting out SW films.
Kind of hard to use CGI when they made a big fucking deal about NEVER OMG NEVER FUCKING EVER USING CGI TO RECREATE HER HOLINESS CARRIE FUCKING FISHER! THE STAR OF SOME SHIT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF BUT WE'RE JUST GOING TO ACT LIKE SHE WAS THE FUCKING QUEEN OR SOMETHING BECAUSE OF DUMBSHIT WOMEN AND OLD-ASS NERDS!

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:03 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:55 pm
Guest wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:14 pm
Guest wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:33 pm
I guess this means the Knights of Ren show up because they can't have both Leia and Rey punking Kybo Ren. Also Luke will be a bitch who hangs out in the background or something while the strong independent females do the work for him.
Oh yeah, they teased them so well by mentioning they exist once in the first movie. They probably will too. Damn Hollywood is full of the biggest hack frauds in existence. Fanfiction writers are less hacks.
After TLJ gave answered all of the mysteries and questions raised by the TFA with a big "Fuck you!", they simply have to follow up on that throwaway line any sane person has already forgotten about. That's how you subvert some expectations.
TFA made it seem like he was the leader of the Knights of Ren before meeting Snoke, like he was some rogue dark Jedi or something, but according to TLJ he already knew Snoke when he was a young whippersnapper. So where are the Knights?

And why in Christ did Obi-Wan call out to Rey when she touched the lightsaber?!

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:04 pm

You see, the lightsaber is symbolic for Obi's wang.

And the "Knights of Ren" is how Kylo calls his balls.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:27 pm

So, it seems Disney only made 1/4 back from their investment on purchasing the Star Wars franchise all along.



These fuckers are still in debt. Fucking lel! :lol:

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:03 am

1) Ethan Van Sciver might be a good comic book artist but he's terrible at making videos
2) This is exactly what I said last month
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