Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Guest]

All of their guesses are better than the leaked version, where both sides are searching for old recordings of Luke or Palpatine.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Let the past die, indeed.

[MegaNigger]

Let the past die, indeed.

Expectations: SUBVERTED

[Guest]

...well, it took them long enough, but they finally came around after 4 years and strongly implied that the Sequel Trilogy sucks ass despite Mike's support of JJ.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Expectations: SUBVERTED

They will subvert our expecations by subverting our expecations that our expactions will be subverted. Mind. Blown.

[Guest]

JayJay doesn't subvert expectations. He gives you exactly what you expect from him: a remake of ROTJ wrapped in woke hipster nostalgia.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But maybe he'll mix things up and put Phinn in a sexy slave outfit.

[Auli]

But maybe he'll mix things up and put Phinn in a sexy slave outfit.

Him suddenly being genderfluid would be great.

[Guest]

But maybe he'll mix things up and put Phinn in a sexy slave outfit.

He and Poe will kiss. Put money on it.

[ban]

Inb4 the new Star Whores game with that guy who played the Joker ends up with him going full Sith and becoming actually Darth Joker to counterpart Saint Ma-Rey Sue of the Light Side of the Force, since the Force is female and all that. And that will be the plot of Star Wars X-2 or whatever.

They traced Tracer...

If they did that then their tracing of Tracer would have Tracers juicy phat ass.

That's not accurate after patch 13.280 where Tracer is a full on lesbo with reduced curves and her sexy poses taken out of the game, along with copious amounts of her porn vanishing from the net.