Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Post by Guest » Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:16 am

They'll just double down on the China bux. Why do you think the media's fighting so hard to salvage the ChiCom reputation?

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:21 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:47 pm
I'd trust the Mouse to just bury her character. Make her a space bum like Luke and gas her off-screen. They truly don't give a fuck.
The Episode X allure will get too hard to ignore. Unless they jump ahead a hundred years, expect Rey back. Oscar Issac is too good for another, and no way do they bring Token Negro back after he insulted the SJWs on twitter.

Rey and Rose take on the new clone of Palpatine while falling in love. Directed by a chick.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:43 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:16 am
They'll just double down on the China bux. Why do you think the media's fighting so hard to salvage the ChiCom reputation?
Because they don't want the bottom to fall out of the stock before they can pull their money out
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The Episode X allure will get too hard to ignore.
If the sequel trilogy were successful it would be too hard to ignore. But the sequel trilogy was an unmitigated disaster and Wu Flu has fucked them severely economically speaking so I doubt they'll be making Episode X any time soon
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:55 am

When Disney gets bought by Amazon or Apple Episode X will immediately happen.

I guess the new Indy is cancelled now. It wasn't going to make the 2021 date even before kung flu killed us all.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:33 am

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The Episode X allure will get too hard to ignore.
For whom? Not even the bugmen want seconds of that slop. Yeah, they will defend Soy Wars' honour online but nobody actually wants that story line to continue. It will take a couple of years for a new main line SW movie and they will triple kickflip shitcan all their characters no problem.
You don't actually think anybody at Disney really gives a fuck about those characters, right? They are board room marketing vehicles and they went down in flames. Scratch that, cook up some new diverse cast that's bland but LA wokeness approved and try again.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Mar 29, 2020 7:45 am

The sequel trilogy had a shite box office in China. Star Wars never catched on there, outside of a few otakus (who are probably watched by the government for their strange hobby).
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The Episode X allure will get too hard to ignore. Unless they jump ahead a hundred years, expect Rey back. Oscar Issac is too good for another, and no way do they bring Token Negro back after he insulted the SJWs on twitter.
They'll actually jump back a few hundreds - if not thousands - of years. Their new plans are about a KOTOR ripof, afaik.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Mar 29, 2020 7:47 am

Chinese box office might become irrelevant in the future, what with them dropping like flies
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Moe Bitches » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:36 am

I hate to say it but it's true. This is a good thing.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:57 am

>new Indy movie

Again--CGI. They can make that movie with or without Harrison Ford's approval.
It's only a matter of wanting to or not.

Probably waiting until after he dies so they can remake it with a black lesbian lead.
(Yes I know that's not woke enough, but in this racist country that's the only acceptable thing people will pay to see.)
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...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:10 am

What happened to the reboot with Star Lord? Do they think people under 70 care about Harrison Ford?

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