Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Kugelfisch]

Apparently Vajayjay Abrams is going to give Leia an entire plot in Episode 9, apparently spending millions upon millions to alter old footage of her. She's also going to be fighting with a lightsaber or something despite Disney saying they wouldn't use CG to recreate her. This movie is going to be awesomely stupid.

I'm getting hard just at the thought of that. Pray to Odin that they do something that fucking stupid. I won't watch that shit anyway but the reactions will be glorious.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Technically, they wouldn't be recreating her with CG if they just use a stunt lady with a cheap Leia wig/mask on. And/Or have her wear a Jedi Burka aka Jerka.

And how much do you wanna bet they're doing this to make the movie critic-proof, and perhaps recreate the hype of Nolan's Dark Knight movie?

[Keith Chegwin]

Why would they need to make the movie critic proof?
1) All the critics are in their back pocket anyway
2)They already made the previous movies critic proof via their diversity stunt casting

As for trying to replicate The Dark Knight hype, that was never going to happen A) because Carrie Fisher's been dead for too long and B) because Heath Ledger was actually a good actor known for stuff other than Batman

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They might still try. Never said nothing about this making sense.

And sure, they already have the critics on their side, but that's not enough. Every troll on YT or twatter is one too many. Such is the thinness of their skin.

[Keith Chegwin]

And sure, they already have the critics on their side, but that's not enough. Every troll on YT or twatter is one too many. Such is the thinness of their skin.

Well, if they wanted to make the movie critic proof against them they could accomplish this by, y'know, making a good movie.

[Guest]

Imagine Disney making a good movie in the current year.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, if they wanted to make the movie critic proof against them they could accomplish this by, y'know, making a good movie.

That would take effort, and require them to hire people based on talent. Can't have that in Current Year.

[Poonoo]

Imagine Disney making a good movie in the current year.

That would only happen if they hire the guy who is currently fixing The Last Jedi who was linked here earlier:

SpoilerShow

It seems he is continuing the tradition of good Stars Wars movies only being saved in the edit.

[Guest]

I guess this means the Knights of Ren show up because they can't have both Leia and Rey punking Kybo Ren. Also Luke will be a bitch who hangs out in the background or something while the strong independent females do the work for him.

[Kugelfisch]

Well, if they wanted to make the movie critic proof against them they could accomplish this by, y'know, making a good movie.

>current disney
>current lucas films
>jew jew binks directing
Yeah, that's right out. I know you jest, of course.