Star Whores: Diverse Agenda
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Low, how did they manage to delete the porn ?!
And thanks for calling it "Star Wars X-2". Now I imagine Rose performing Real Emotion.
And thanks for calling it "Star Wars X-2". Now I imagine Rose performing Real Emotion.
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Seize and desist letters?
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Completely agree with these guys. Don't even want to spoil their best theory.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:27 pm...well, it took them long enough, but they finally came around after 4 years and strongly implied that the Sequel Trilogy sucks ass despite Mike's support of JJ.
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Time travel would absolutely make the series better.
Star Wars is so completely effed that you may as well just start introducing whatever random rules you want.
Star Wars is so completely effed that you may as well just start introducing whatever random rules you want.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:10 pmAnd thanks for calling it "Star Wars X-2". Now I imagine Rose performing Real Emotion.
Fucking absolutely I want X-2 custom change powerups and space musicals and Star Wars blitzball.
I want a new Jedi art involving blasters. I want to see teleporters and more fake holograms (like in Total Recall).
I want to see them all hold their colored lightsabers together and merge into Captain Force.
The next secret First Order plans should be to build a giant mech robot capable of punching planets.
Or a giant Master Hand-like fist that just flicks away the Resistance starships.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.
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I still like Voice's idea best to just take a fucking planet and put Tie-Fighter wings on it and call it the new super weapon.
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It's the only "logical" step up from "Death Star, but bigger". Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
(I guess an alternative would be a Dyson Sphere that can blow up basically every planet in the galaxy at once, but mine's actually Star-Wars-themed.)
I'd also like it much more if they'd just reboot everything. Time travel just results in more clusterfuckery, as you can essentially just keep making mini-reboots.
(I guess an alternative would be a Dyson Sphere that can blow up basically every planet in the galaxy at once, but mine's actually Star-Wars-themed.)
I'd also like it much more if they'd just reboot everything. Time travel just results in more clusterfuckery, as you can essentially just keep making mini-reboots.
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They already did the "planet turned into superweapon". There's nothing satirical and over the top you can come up with that isn't less-stupid than something they've already done. Currentyear++ has made parody obsolete.
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Nonsense. Think like an animu. They can link all the suns in a galaxy together to be their new super weapon.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2019 5:05 pmThey already did the "planet turned into superweapon". There's nothing satirical and over the top you can come up with that isn't less-stupid than something they've already done. Currentyear++ has made parody obsolete.
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Next step is to bring in the Sun Crusher and destroy whole galaxies.
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Nobody cares about the Sun Crusher. The only things that have a chance of getting ported over from the Extended into the Soy Universe are things people won't shut up about, like muh Admiral Thrawn.
(Besides, a tiny, indestructable starfighter isn't bombastic enough, no matter how many suns it can one-shot.)
(Besides, a tiny, indestructable starfighter isn't bombastic enough, no matter how many suns it can one-shot.)
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Especially not when you can just put an X-Wing on warp drive and suicide bomb the thing.
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