Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:10 pm

Low, how did they manage to delete the porn :lol: ?!

And thanks for calling it "Star Wars X-2". Now I imagine Rose performing Real Emotion.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:01 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:10 pm
Low, how did they manage to delete the porn :lol: ?!
Seize and desist letters?
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Tony Schiavone » Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:54 pm

Guest wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:27 pm
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Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:23 pm
...well, it took them long enough, but they finally came around after 4 years and strongly implied that the Sequel Trilogy sucks ass despite Mike's support of JJ.
Completely agree with these guys. Don't even want to spoil their best theory.
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Time travel would absolutely make the series better.
Star Wars is so completely effed that you may as well just start introducing whatever random rules you want.
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And thanks for calling it "Star Wars X-2". Now I imagine Rose performing Real Emotion.


Fucking absolutely I want X-2 custom change powerups and space musicals and Star Wars blitzball.

I want a new Jedi art involving blasters. I want to see teleporters and more fake holograms (like in Total Recall).
I want to see them all hold their colored lightsabers together and merge into Captain Force.

The next secret First Order plans should be to build a giant mech robot capable of punching planets.
Or a giant Master Hand-like fist that just flicks away the Resistance starships.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:09 pm

I still like Voice's idea best to just take a fucking planet and put Tie-Fighter wings on it and call it the new super weapon.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:43 pm

It's the only "logical" step up from "Death Star, but bigger". Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

(I guess an alternative would be a Dyson Sphere that can blow up basically every planet in the galaxy at once, but mine's actually Star-Wars-themed.)

I'd also like it much more if they'd just reboot everything. Time travel just results in more clusterfuckery, as you can essentially just keep making mini-reboots.
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Seize and desist letters?
Porn will find a way. It always does.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Jul 23, 2019 5:05 pm

They already did the "planet turned into superweapon". There's nothing satirical and over the top you can come up with that isn't less-stupid than something they've already done. Currentyear++ has made parody obsolete.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:19 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 5:05 pm
They already did the "planet turned into superweapon". There's nothing satirical and over the top you can come up with that isn't less-stupid than something they've already done. Currentyear++ has made parody obsolete.
Nonsense. Think like an animu. They can link all the suns in a galaxy together to be their new super weapon.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:37 pm

Next step is to bring in the Sun Crusher and destroy whole galaxies.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:53 pm

Nobody cares about the Sun Crusher. The only things that have a chance of getting ported over from the Extended into the Soy Universe are things people won't shut up about, like muh Admiral Thrawn.

(Besides, a tiny, indestructable starfighter isn't bombastic enough, no matter how many suns it can one-shot.)
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:56 pm

Especially not when you can just put an X-Wing on warp drive and suicide bomb the thing.
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