Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Guest]

>met the girl on Tinder
>knocked her up three months later
>surprised she didn't want to get the abortion
I suppose all of daddy's Star Wars money couldn't buy a brain

I remember this guy got to be an extra in The Phantom Menace and was going on about how he was going to become an actor.

Now from the looks and sound of him, he's become a typical soyboy cuck.

[Guest]

If only he'd joined the Dark Side. They have not only cookies, but also the infamous Force Abortion.

Hell yeah. Anakin Skywalker was /ourguy/ all along.

[Rushy]

Apparently Abrams cares as much for Rian's continuity as Rian did for his, because rumors say there's a new Kylo Ren mask design in Ep IX

[Guest]

Did you also hear about how...

>the acting/dialogue/story feels looser than any Star Wars film before it + the new style's dedicated to Carrie Fisher's personality IRL
>Kylo Ren's planning to use the Force time travel portals from Rebels to bring back Padme in order to appease the split dark side half of Anakin's Force Ghost in order to tie it in with the Chuck Wendig comics + contacting Sheev in the past for tips on how to build another superweapon
>there'll be a jungle planet
>Kylo and Rey have a secret love child
>there's magical Force Clay
>Rey and Snoke were made from Force Clay; Luke made Rey and Sheev made Snoke
>Sheev knew of the existence of Force Clay being a way to become immortal, but it needed to be powered through the sacrifices of trillions of people across the galaxy which is why the Death Star was created to begin with so that the Force Clay could function
>Hux betrays the FO to help the Resistance save the galaxy as a way to get back at Kylo Ren and seize control of the FO, and the Resistance accepts him despite the fact that he contributed to the deaths of trillions just before

This movie's gonna be the biggest clusterfuck in the history of cinema in a vain attempt to apologize -or not- for TLJ and try to win the fans back.

[Guest]

None of that shit happens except maybe Hux betraying Ren. It's going to be a ROTJ retread and with maybe some prequel theft.

As for his mask, I read it's some fancy material he uses to fix the mask, giving him red scar-like lines cuz he's bad or something but also cool and makes girls wet.

Ren dies in this next movie. Put money on it. That he's the last Skywalker means nothing.

[Guest]

None of that shit happens except maybe Hux betraying Ren. It's going to be a ROTJ retread and with maybe some prequel theft.

As for his mask, I read it's some fancy material he uses to fix the mask, giving him red scar-like lines cuz he's bad or something but also cool and makes girls wet.

Ren dies in this next movie. Put money on it. That he's the last Skywalker means nothing.

https://www.inverse.com/article/50545-s ... -palpatine

[Rushy]

Did you also hear about how...

>the acting/dialogue/story feels looser than any Star Wars film before it + the new style's dedicated to Carrie Fisher's personality IRL
>Kylo Ren's planning to use the Force time travel portals from Rebels to bring back Padme in order to appease the split dark side half of Anakin's Force Ghost in order to tie it in with the Chuck Wendig comics + contacting Sheev in the past for tips on how to build another superweapon
>there'll be a jungle planet
>Kylo and Rey have a secret love child
>there's magical Force Clay
>Rey and Snoke were made from Force Clay; Luke made Rey and Sheev made Snoke
>Sheev knew of the existence of Force Clay being a way to become immortal, but it needed to be powered through the sacrifices of trillions of people across the galaxy which is why the Death Star was created to begin with so that the Force Clay could function
>Hux betrays the FO to help the Resistance save the galaxy as a way to get back at Kylo Ren and seize control of the FO, and the Resistance accepts him despite the fact that he contributed to the deaths of trillions just before

This movie's gonna be the biggest clusterfuck in the history of cinema in a vain attempt to apologize -or not- for TLJ and try to win the fans back.

The only problem I have with any of that is Luke didn't know Rey in The Last Jedi, hence couldn't have made her.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Force Clay is somehow not as stupid as the shit in TLJ.

[Guest]

Jews and their golems, ffs.
BRAVO JAYJAY

[Rapeculture]

Haha, this shit is even gayer than anything in TLJ, aside from woke Holdo.