So I read that Galaxy's Edge is now much quieter and sparsely visited now that it's "officially" open.
Probably because reservation day was filled with the kind of people who turn a quick scene in Empire of a black man running away with ice cream into this:
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Once all these people blew their load, the rest was filled with people who have no idea what the hell any of this Black Spire or nu-Star Wars is and don't care.
Also Disney blocked out every passholder thinking it was going to be jam packed, and it hilariously backfired.
So many other things throughout the land are sold out, and it’s hilarious that Disney didn’t anticipate fan demand for some of these items. Some items have been sold out for days or weeks and haven’t been restocked.
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Half of the Legacy Lightsabers--the ones people actually want to buy, like Luke Skywalker, and Darth Vader. Disney is now forced to sell some of the old branded lightsabers from their other stores, after swearing not to sell any merchandise in the land with the Star Wars logo on it.
No kyber crystals (the shit that lets them change colors). Right they're forcing customers to buy holocrons because that's the only way they can get them from the packaging.
The completely sold out of the droid personality chips--which is the whole damn point of the toy--and a bunch of other things like the droid-carry backpacks.
Impossibly, they sold out of beer flights, and are actually making people buy them with cider instead.
Once all these people blew their load, the rest was filled with people who have no idea what the hell any of this Black Spire or nu-Star Wars is and don't care.
Just why can't these Trump supporters feel nostalgic about fanfiction?
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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I know Foxdickfarms is Foxdickfarms but it does have someone doing a long running commentary on the ongoing failure's of StarWarsLand or whatever it's called.
Highlights include Stormtroopers that will disperse four hour wait lines for its shitty lightsaber building attraction, doughnet steel original kharacter alien lesbians running the shops, and literally serving soy milk.
If you can hack through the goony takes ("wHaT ArE tHeY tHiNkInG" ad nauseam) it's pretty funny stuff. I'd link to the choicest bits but I'm a dirty phone poaster.
Disney's Star Wars department isn't exactly the most competent bunch. And it's probably not like they could just flip a switch and have a factory shit out thousands of Vader lightsabers.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly
Not to mention Kylo being a lame Revan ripoff. Or how the ending of TLJ rips off Escape from LA. Or how those crystal foxes are direct rip-offs from some artist.
It's almost like hiring people who even think in pop-culture references are bad at coming up with original ideas.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly
