Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[CuckTurdginson]

https://www.cbr.com/star-wars-actor-bil ... 9zNpdUFpeY

Well there ya go.

[Guest]

What's this shit about calling 30-second ads "teaser trailers"? Is there nothing phonetards can't fuck up?

[veris leta facies]

Disney released a new scene from the upcoming Star Wars:



This will be amazing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why does the Not-Empire have Nolan-Batman-style speeder bikes with wheels and a catapult action figure?

[Rushy]

Though there's still the little problem that both Death Stars blew up into space dust.

that occurred to me as well - I was always under the impression that they were completely vaporised. It's not like giant skyscrapers from Alderaan bounced off the Death Star.

[Kugelfisch]

https://www.cbr.com/star-wars-actor-bil ... 9zNpdUFpeY

Well there ya go.

I see dementia and Colt 45 finally did him in completely.

[Liar Revealed]

https://www.cbr.com/star-wars-actor-bil ... 9zNpdUFpeY

Well there ya go.

I see dementia and Colt 45 finally did him in completely.

Yeah, they did this same crap to Stan Lee in his declining years. Told him a bunch of SJW lies and had him react to them so they could gotcha the chuds.

Congratulations assholes, you successfully baited a senile old man!

[Moe Bitches]

Yeah. Those last few videos Stan Lee has done really feel like someone had a gun towards his head.

[Guest]

The First Order has a speed problem. First their ships can't catch up with aging space junk, and now they have to launch actual bodies to keep up with an overloaded speeder.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The First Order has a speed problem. First their ships can't catch up with aging space junk, and now they have to launch actual bodies to keep up with an overloaded speeder.

Their bikes would probably go a lot faster if they used hover technology like literally every single ground vehicle of the last couple millenia that isn't a mech or big fuck-off super tank.