Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

thats what google gave me, if the source is not credible im sure you can find it somewhere else.

Show, don't tell. When, in the entirety of the movies, do you ever so Obi-Want gotta go fast? When does anyone gotta go fast?

[Rushy]

thats what google gave me, if the source is not credible im sure you can find it somewhere else.

Show, don't tell. When, in the entirety of the movies, do you ever so Obi-Want gotta go fast? When does anyone gotta go fast?

Phantom Menace, when they get shot at by those bubble droids

[AngrySpoonySnob]

thats what google gave me, if the source is not credible im sure you can find it somewhere else.

Show, don't tell. When, in the entirety of the movies, do you ever so Obi-Want gotta go fast? When does anyone gotta go fast?

the entire argument is about that its not showable on screen in a regular way or youd have dbz like teleportation all the time. So they decided to display it whirly and jumpy to still give to impression they can be at any place at any time and are not limited by normal movement.

dbz like teleportation teleportation example

[Tony Schiavone]

The most recent Dracula movie did a good job of showing what happens when you get super speed.

That movie was so underrated.

[Guest]

And then you have shit like the final duel between Obi-Wan and Anakin where they're standing close enough to each other to kiss. While twirling their lightsabers around.

First, fuck anyone who disses anything about the prequels now that JJ Wars is a thing. Second, everyone brings up that two second clip without context, which is that they were building up energy before slamming into each other and blowing each other up.

Yes, that sounds dumb as fuck and probably is, but they weren't just standing there twirling their shiny lasers just to twirl them.

And I notice that guy who did the criticism of the hangar duel didn't make one for Super She Girl Rey and the vanishing weapons and shit choreography. Almost like she has a pass of some kind. Some kind of pass only girls get because of something they have.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How does JarJar Wars retcon the prequels to be less flawed?

the entire argument is about that its not showable on screen in a regular way or youd have dbz like teleportation all the time. So they decided to display it whirly and jumpy to still give to impression they can be at any place at any time and are not limited by normal movement.

You know, I don't think protraying feats of superspeed is beyond the capabilities of Industrial Light & Magic.

[da PAC Nigguh]

First, fuck anyone who disses anything about the prequels now that JJ Wars is a thing. Second, everyone brings up that two second clip without context, which is that they were building up energy before slamming into each other and blowing each other up.

The fact that Disney Wars are "even worse" doesn't negate the fact that the prequels are still shit. And that scene is retarded regardless of whatever excuses you faggots have come up with to try and rationalize it.

[Guest]

Nobody's defending them, you dumb basketballer.

Context, you dusky shadow person. Fucking context.

[Keith Chegwin]

The most recent Dracula movie

Which one was that?

[Tony Schiavone]

The most recent Dracula movie

Which one was that?

The one that came out a few years ago and tried to be the first movie in a franchise.

Some people hated it. Screw em. That was the best White Worlf Dark Ages movie. Better than the Underworld prequel.