Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:50 am

Prophecies are all about being so vague you'll probably fuck up if you think you've figured it out.

And the only thing Johnson was going for with Last Jedi is to show everyone how much he loves the smell of his own farts.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by CuckTurdginson » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:06 pm



Youtube normies are doing "what if the sequels were good" videos now. This guy spends a lot of time kissing Jizzney's ass but its telling how many of these fixes are obvious improvements.



He rewrote RoS from scratch.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:07 pm

Only way to fix the movies is reshoot it with Daisy naked, emphasizing that cherry ass.

Has there ever been a bigger clusterfuck of a series? Not just one movie but three, all written by idiots with no planning or thought beforehand, with a stupid final movie literally designed by test audiences.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Tony Schiavone » Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:46 pm

Why do I feel like they're eventially going to reshoot Episode 8 with a CGI everybody, just like Sony did with Spiderman.

Pretend the original movie never existed.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Post by Guest » Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:12 am

Ridley said she's done but I'll bet we see her back as Rey within five years. She literally has no career outside SW.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:41 am

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:46 pm
Why do I feel like they're eventially going to reshoot Episode 8 with a CGI everybody, just like Sony did with Spiderman.

Pretend the original movie never existed.
It's not happening, simply because it'd be too embarrassing for all involved. No, Disney will just quietly bury them and refocus on stuff like the Mandalorian.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:50 am

You mean those live action remakes weren't already embarrassments?
Plus making everyone into CGI would just turn it into Avatar or something equally dated (Lion King)
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:50 am

You could probably give a hobo 5 bucks to rewrite the sequel trilogy, and he'd probably come up with something better. It's not that hard.
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Ridley said she's done but I'll bet we see her back as Rey within five years. She literally has no career outside SW.
She will obey if the Mouse uses the Jedi Mind Trick. Aka lotsa money.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:47 pm

I'd trust the Mouse to just bury her character. Make her a space bum like Luke and gas her off-screen. They truly don't give a fuck.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:26 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:50 am
You could probably give a hobo 5 bucks to rewrite the sequel trilogy, and he'd probably come up with something better. It's not that hard.
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Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:12 am
Ridley said she's done but I'll bet we see her back as Rey within five years. She literally has no career outside SW.
She will obey if the Mouse uses the Jedi Mind Trick. Aka lotsa money.
I wonder how much money will the Mouse still have after the economy crashes and burn. Expensive entertainment is surely to be hit HARD in the near future as people adjust their priorities.

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