Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:38 pm

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Apparently Mara jade is Rey's mother.
And nobody will care. Normies have never heard of her, and even (fake) nerds probably only know her from some wiki page unless they're sad enough to have actually read an EU novel.
She did appear in a select few video games, but never in any sort of important role. I personally only remember her as some random map editor hero character from Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds (some odd RTS that was literally a total conversion mod of Age of Empires 2).
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Auli » Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:00 pm



lol.... wow...

Didn't the Death Star crash and kill loads of small bears on Endor? :/
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rapeculture » Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:01 pm

No idea is too shitty for Star Wars.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:11 pm

The Death Star blew the fuck up. There's no way that thing survived effectively without a scratch (if that screenshot is any indication). If it somehow did, its impact would've probably caused the Forest Moon of Endor (tm) to lose the "Forest" part.

Seems some lorefags are suggesting this is ACTUAL LEE the first Death Star. Except that one also blew the fuck up.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:22 pm

Mary Sue gonna lift the Debt Star like a Spirit Bomb?

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rapeculture » Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:29 pm

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Mary Sue gonna lift the Debt Star like a Spirit Bomb?
I mean, Rey is so perfect. She has a vagina. She can do anything. No training required. Because vagina.

Vagina.

Don't question it, misogynist.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:40 pm

inb4 SJWs call you sexist because Starkiller was allowed to lift an active Star Destroyer
inb4 EUfags call you stupid because there was that one story were a Jedi force pushes an entire Star Destroyer fleet out of the solar system.
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Mary Sue gonna lift the Debt Star like a Spirit Bomb?
I can almost guarantee you she'll lob it at Kylo (or whoever else will be the final boss), missing on purpose and causing him to shit his pants.

(I personally would have her turn it into an oversized lightsaber to telekinetically duel a giant robot shaped like Vader. Because if you have to FUBAR the franchise, at least make it fun.)
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Tony Schiavone » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:44 pm

It might be the Death Star from the Star Tours ride.

Don't put anything past cross-promoting Disney by now.
Deep, deep lore.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:37 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:44 pm
It might be the Death Star from the Star Tours ride.

Don't put anything past cross-promoting Disney by now.
Deep, deep lore.
I mean, fucking Coca Cola exists in Star Wars now so who knows. :lol:
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by ban » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:47 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:40 pm
Guest wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:22 pm
Mary Sue gonna lift the Debt Star like a Spirit Bomb?
I can almost guarantee you she'll lob it at Kylo (or whoever else will be the final boss), missing on purpose and causing him to shit his pants.

(I personally would have her turn it into an oversized lightsaber to telekinetically duel a giant robot shaped like Vader. Because if you have to FUBAR the franchise, at least make it fun.)
Not before she finally masters Super Jedi God Super Jedi and has her midichlorians unlocked to get Ultra Force.



I mean clearly The Last Jedi was about Rey trying to unlock Ultra Force and falling short because Kylo JiRen upstaged her...somehow. :lol:
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