Straight porn is SO damn gay!

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:32 am

All this talk is why I'm terrified to download porn from anything but suzy's planet or a tube site.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:42 am

Look if it happens you can just delete it. Maybe it watch it all the way through a couple times just to make sure it's definitely cp and then delete it.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:20 pm

https://www.foxnews.com/story/ex-miss-w ... -scam-case
A jury in U.S. District Court in Clarksburg on Wednesday ordered each defendant to pay Allison Williams $800,000 for damaging the 2003 beauty queen's reputation and invading her privacy.

"This had been a very long fight for her so this was a great victory for her," her attorney, Parween Mascari, said Thursday.

The videos, which surfaced in the fall of 2004, show a woman the Internet porn producers falsely claimed to be Williams engaged in sex in the back of a television news truck.
This happened in 2009, but I'm just reading about it. Blows my mind. That chick getting plowed in the back of the van wasn't a reporter after all. So who was she?

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:44 am



Allie Haze got fat as fuck!

Never marry your fantasy. She will blow up overnight!

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Feb 15, 2021 7:23 pm

A real catch, that one! You get to be together with a porn whore that went through hundreds of dicks but also a chubby 4/10 at the same time. The worst of both worlds.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 16, 2021 5:27 am

Guest wrote:
Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:44 am
Never marry your fantasy. She will blow up overnight!
Thanks for the advice. I'll think twice about marrying my 2D waifu from now on.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:56 am

She probably can't have kids. Apparently porn chicks get so many STDs that it destroys their reproductive abilities.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Feb 16, 2021 12:15 pm

Guest wrote:
Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:56 am
She probably can't have kids. Apparently porn chicks get so many STDs that it destroys their reproductive abilities.
Oh no, the future of the white race is in danger!

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Feb 16, 2021 12:26 pm

What a shame. She would've made for a fantastic role model, I'm sure.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Old Black Man » Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:41 pm

Anybody remember Aidan Layne? She was early 00s fap material, if she’s not dead she’s probably old and weathered now.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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